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They better do some punching up with Macross 7's dub. Maybe not go full Ghost Stories with it, but get a good comedy writer. I'm watching The Irresponsible Captain Tylor right now and playing the translation straight was the WRONG move (but dubbing companies have learned a lot since the 90's so who knows).

The Irresponsible Captain Tylor This is hitting a certain old-school itch (especially that stilted-ass dub aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah)

There be treasure in the Nyaa Sea.

Hey you, big star Tell me when it's over (Cloud) Hey you, big mood Guide me to shelter 'Cause I'm through when the two Hits the six and it's summer (Cloud) Shove it! Shove it! Shove it! (Shove) Shove it! Shove it! Shove it! (The sun) Shove it! Shove it! Shove it! (Aside) Shove it aside! I think God is moving its tongue There's no crowd in the streets and no sun In my own summer The shade is a tool, a device, a savior See, I try and look up to the sky But my eyes burn (Cloud) Shove it! Shove it! Shove it! (Shove) Shove it! Shove it! Shove it! (The sun) Shove it! Shove it! Shove it! (Aside) Shove it aside! Shove! Shove it! Shove it! (Shove) Shove it! Shove it! Shove it! (The sun) Shove it! Shove it! Shove it! (Aside) Shove it aside! I think God is moving its tongue There's no crowd in the streets and no sun In my own summer Shove it! Shove it! Shove it! (Shove) Shove it! Shove it! Shove it! (The sun) Shove it! Shove it! Shove it! (Aside) Shove it aside!

In lighter news we have new Megadeth, Coheed & Cambria, The Mars Volta, and Porcupine Tree today: It's gonna be okay right? RIGHT?!?!

Yeah everyone is upset, but we're not going to advocate for assassinations.

Mmmmmmmmmmm Moebius

"Fun side hustle" "FUN" FUN?! There's a reason I've not done shit with my illustration degree.

OR... Saitama is the bastardised name of a Japanese prefecture. So, what if the Protag in the US version is an ennui-choked former Wall Street banker named Floor Reedah (as played by Noho Hank)? ... This movie's stillborn holy shit.

There were two good ones and two GREAT ones between 2015 and 2017 the heck you saying

... I can see it. Calling it now: Anthony Carrigan's getting the lead role.

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Yeah I'm a good decade or so from the recommended age myself (it's supposed to be between 40 to 50 right?). It's just all these guys getting it as soon as they hit 30 is freaking me out a little plus my parents both had caught and taken out polyps before -- And between everything having some kind of toxic preservative nowadays and a lifetime of ingesting that and possibly causing a cancerous fast-forward effect in our bodies... *shudder* Wasn't Chadwick Boseman like 28 when he caught it? Jesus fuck

There's some kind of compound or chemicals out there affecting men's bowels because the amount of stories that have come out recently about people in the 1st half of their 30's getting and dying from colon cancer is fucked. I just turned... a certain age, and I got some family history so I might think of talking to a doctor about screening (though I'm really not looking forward to shoving a tube up my ass).

You see it's moments like the media swarming in at the beginning of the episode (what's shown on the promo) that gives the show an 80's Amblin vibe to me.

Better idea! Raid Discotek or Retro Crush's library. Give them peeps mounds of cel dirt and Vic Mignogna. And uncensored titties too, fuck it.

I think they have permenent rights to it (like Bebop). Otherwise, they've been in bed with Production I.G. for years. I don't see why they wouldn't be thrown a bone here.

At this point just throw Outlaw Star back on to fill a slot.

Here's an idea... What about if they start the block with Venture Bros season 8?

Didn't we have someone here who was gonna bomb Williams Street over One Piece being taken off?

According to Dante Alighieri, Hell's been frozen since the 14th century.

I believe the proper name is Bicks Baperoo.

One day in college, I'm sitting on the shitter minding my own business when all of a sudden someone walks into the next stall over, unbuckles, sits down, and drops some deuces while eating Doritos and watching an NBA game on their phone. After a few minutes they got up, flushed (did NOT HEAR ANY TOILET PAPER BEING ROLLED) and walked STRAIGHT out the door without washing their hands. I hope that person fucking died from cowpox or something.