Lasty

The contrast of the cursing combined with the courtesy of calling someone sir is hilarious to me

I can find other people physically attractive, but intellect and personality matter a lot to me, and I'm too weird for anyone to be a match at all.

You sure?

Was she an autotroph?

I'm already there, minus the lawn.

Yeah, pooping is overrated.

-nt

Then there's the ones in between who survived some fucked up shit that scarred them for life...

Er, ahem erm... sure, uuhh why not? Yeah- yes.

Yes, yes, excellent... my true genius continues to fly under most people's radar...

I want to hear this o_o

You decide

No, you

Nah, I can totally still get socks another time.

FORGOT

& so do I. From the consequences of not adapting...

By "beast" I meant a horrifying abomination.

with no body of it's own?

What will happen? They've never actually fought a fight like that, but enough of them will know what to do. All we had to do was put this through here, and it alters the probability field so certain measures are exponentially less likely...

He might be super annoying, but he was trapped in that fridge for two hundred years. It would be wrong not to take him to Sanctua... Oh... nah, yo folks is dead, son. We gotta... mmhmm... okay, so, you need me to kill all these gunners just so you can find out there's no home for you in this world you won't have to adapt to.... Gotta leave you in that fridge until I can take the gunners, then. Sorry, "kid". You're 200 something years old, time to grow up.

Do you? DO YOU

Don't let anyone judge you for that

Having a fun time making new friends, as you can imagine How's your day?

ish

*picks nose