They're wrinkly, they smell, grey hair, in constant physical and possibly mental pain... I guess that describes a lot of 20-something meth heads, so let's arbitrarily say like, over 50
What will happen? They've never actually fought a fight like that, but enough of them will know what to do.
All we had to do was put this through here, and it alters the probability field so certain measures are exponentially less likely...