Clu

I hope something mildly painful happens to you today.

Whatever it takes I guess.

Wrap you you in cabbage leaves, you fucking savage.

A belt would work.

How do we turn you off and turn you back on? Where are the batteries on you?

I'll bring the ice cubes.

Looks like Singh is off to a nice lead. Tiger is wearing black.... this will not bode well for him. Anyways, golf.

I wish they would go straight to my weiner.

Well, it's part of the experience. I am sifting through alternatives.

I am trying to find a decent substitute for tacos at the moment.... so many fucking carbs.

I am currently engrossed in Sea of Thieves....

Have your people call my people.

We're not hiring.

Eh, thanks.

Can't have real flour.....

Bacon and almond flour pancakes this morning with sugarfree chocolate chips. Could be worse.....

Once more in to the breach, dear friend.

Eh, I suppose we can keep pulling on this thread. What else do we got? Packard has crawled under a bus stop bench.

He was cooler when he was Disco Fever

What skills do you have?

Apache chief! INECK CHOCK!!!

Well, my current location afforded me this opportunity because its the hub, but I suppose I am flexible. At least, building new and more connections. I could really go anywhere at this point if I needed to, its just learning something new again... but that feels more like a motivator right now. They are sending me all the offers today and I am to sign and send back asap, so they are eager to make this happen. Money isn't the biggest factor for me at this point in my life, but expanding my resume and furthering my career. I should have a drink.

Is it still free?

Potentially, and ideally... but would have to be flexible about location of course.

Jesus, that thing is still around?