TrigunBebop

The whale, because it swallowed the entire universe.

My goto explanation is that balloons make things feel happier and more festive, so I like having them around. Probably isn't the best excuse, but I guess it works. Also, I never really have to worry about disposing of wet ones because I never get them wet in the first place. >.>

So did the kids shut the fuck up during the movie?

I'm still waiting on all my tax forms. Last year I only got $350. This year I'm expecting less.

NO YOGURTS!

You don't think that a grown adult would have to explain why their bedroom is full of huge ass balloons? ... I like the way you think.

Oh well. NO REGRETS!

I wish I was that adorable.

He'd say he's gonna go snizzle.

Sounds like you need more fiber. And a stool softener.

Video games it is, then.

I am offended by your offense by my offense.

Just from that one line alone, that sounds like I play I'd definitely watch.

I'm offended by your concern.

Nah I like being large.

I have over 1500 profile views mostly because I keep accidentally clicking my own profile.

I get that a lot.

Trigun

...I cannot believe I didn't think of that.

Well what else was I supposed to do with it?

Yes.

You sure about that? My mouth seems to be bleeding. A lot o_o

Am.... am I doing it wrong?

giggity

Master!? MASTER!? MAAAAAAAAAASTEEEEEEEERRRR!!!!!!!!!! T_T