That_One_Guy

New PB! 8:57! Would have gotten sub 8 but I royally fucked up on 8-4 and actually died once

Yo still need two judges

I can't wait to see what you write!

Yup

Last time Kweerie won it and she already had a custom rank so we were like uhhhh..... Lol I mean if the winner doesn't have a custom rank that could be the prize

Come a little closer there Shake man. You won't tell anybody anything.... EVER AGAIN!

Yeah maybe I picked a shitty prompt but hey next time someone who can think gooder can host it lol

Funny thing is a lot of people complained about there not being enough guidelines last time lol But this should be a good one. I'm happy when we do shit besides hate each other 🤣

Just relax man. You're beating yourself.

Yo pooh...... You look like carl

Lol you're fine bro. I don't remember you acting crazy at all

Houston out here looking like the falcons

If you wanna be a judge hit me up! If not, that's also fine.

Bro I walked away for a second and they put up 20 lol

Its funny cause someone said they dont believe in bye week rust but this is EXACTLY what that looks like lmao

Its nice watching the woman beater (tyreek hill) get tagged lmao

gotta be nerves lol

Dude they're just fucking up every way they possibly can

Chiefs getting their shit pushed

do eeet

Right hurr

Now go fuck.

Alright! Fuck it! Let's go for it! Welcome to the second volume of the one and only UEMB writing competition! It's been like two years since we've done one of these, and seeing as how a lot of the drama has died down, I figured what better time to bring back the writing competition. FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS: I will need four judges. I myself will simply host/encourage/announce the results. If you would like to judge the writing of your peers, pm me! Please don't ask to judge if you have an overly busy life. The last thing I want is add to anyone's daily stress. Only do it if you will enjoy it. K, betch? SECONDLY: This years deadline will be much shorter. As in January 24th. This will give participants time but not too much time. Last year everyone was done in like two days and by the time I announced the results some people and forgotten about it. SO YE HAVE ONLY TWO WEEEEEKS! THIRDLY: This year there will be a prompt, an element you must include in your story, and a line of dialogue you must also include. You will be judged on how seamlessly you implement said variables. THE RULES: As I believe in complete freedom of speech and expression, there aren't many rules. But the one's I have are as follows: 1. Do not put your real name or username anywhere in your story. I will be the only person that knows who submitted the stories. This keeps the judging free of bias 2. There is a 2,000 word limit. Your story can be as short as you want but it cannot exceed this limit. Doing so is an automatic DQ. Obviously you can go a smidge over. Just don't be an asshole 3. All three variables MUST be included in your story. Not including them is an automatic DQ. 5. One entry per person 6. Enjoy whatever you create and have fun. Your story can be written in any genre or style so long as it complies with the guidelines set. Yes, this is a corny rule. If you have a problem with that I'll drink your blood. That's really it for the rules. Now let's move on to what you must include in your story: PROMPT: A drug deal gone wrong Element: A threesome (this doesn't necessarily have to be sexual in nature) Line: "Wow, did you really just do that?" AND THAT'S IT! We have a writing competition now! Once you've finished, email your stories to [email protected]. Make sure you tell me your username in the email. I will then pass it on to the judges. It should be noted that there is no prize at this moment as we never really figured that part out. If any of you have any suggestions, I'm open. Speaking of winners, big shout out to the winner of the first UEMB Writing Competition: @Kweerie! NOW GO CREATE! And remember, I still need judges lol

Yeah I'm tired as fuck. Lol bye.

You gotta give it up for the Titans defensive coordinator. He shut Jackson down. Made him look like Jalen hurts lol