That_One_Guy

I had one. It was tits

There's hot dog and gyro stands everywhere O_O

There's so many places I want to eat but I'm sorta broke

I've learned to expect the unexpected here

Lol I guess I'll find out soon

I really want to hit Chinatown before I go. I'm a guy that loves Chinese food >_>

I didn't even mind getting lost haha. This place is so cool it's like being in a giant amusement park. There's cool shit to see everywhere. Now being lost in New Jersey was ass tho

Lol go to times square and get a pic with them without paying. They'll jump you.

I love the diversity here. It makes the place that much more interesting.

Ok so........ First of all we couldn't find our way out of the city. We tried to leave around 130 couldn't find the New Jersey Port authority bus terminal for the longest time. When we finally did, we bought the wrong ticket. So we had to go back and buy new tickets. Then we get on the bus and the crazy thing is our hotel address is in multiple places in different parts of New Jersey. It's the weirdest fucking thing. Anyway, we went to what was supposed to be the correct address but turned out to be an empty lot. So then we navigated the correct address and it turned out to be a three hour walk. So we finally hiked to a 24 hour dunkin donuts where a very nice man let me use his phone charger (both our phones are dead). We got an Uber and I'm in a cozy bed now. Fuck me. tl;dr? I'm fucktarded.

Well me personally I think it's awesome. But I can understand how it's not for everyone.

I can understand lol

WANT O_O

The Manhattan subway smelled like straight piss.

I've learned homeless people live in the subways

Yeah Manhattan is awesome! Brooklyn looks nice to. I'm spending most of my time in Manhattan tomorrow

I got here at like 830 I'm actually at Pauls Da Burger Joint rn. There was this dude in the village talking loud as fuck about getting his dick pierced.

They run up on you lol

I've already learned to things: 1. Don't talk to anybody in times square 2. Don't take pictures with ANY superheroes unless you're willing to pay $20 or fight the fucking incredibles

That was funny as fuck

Like a mansion?

Why not 400?

I want to squeeze!

I mean do you really need more?? >_>