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That_One_Guy

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  1. What you drinking?
  2. I saw a balloon video of a chick riding an inflatable dolphin and I totally get it now
  3. You won't like where it's going soon. I have a huge needle!
  4. Bro I'm 6'8" I'm big swole and VERY ignorant! I'll have you shaking like a COLD BEVERAGE!
  5. BRO LISTEN...... IF. THERE. ISN'T. ANY. TARTAR. SAUCE. WITH. THAT. FISH. I'M. GOING. TO. POP. OFF.
  6. I swear to God..... If you correct me one more time
  7. I'm a ballonist now
  8. Nah we're on the way right now. I've got five choppers in my captain underpants. It's going down. Also you better have more catfish fried up and ready AND I WANT EXTRA TARTAR SAUCE!
  9. You're a God dammed genyus!
  10. And balloons won't run off with your best friend. They'll float tho
  11. Fuck it. Where you at bro? I have 68 of my goons in the big body Tahoe and we smell like SKUNK! When we pull up you won't see us. You'll just hear Cheif Keef and smell loud.
  12. Having a balloon fetish sounds awesome
  13. WATCH that C word, BLOOD! Fuck around and pop you!
  14. Nah bro. It ain't going down like that.
  15. Wow so if you use a condom during sex that's like multiplied pleasure?
  16. For sure bro. Anything else?
  17. Seriously dude good for you. Side note do condoms count as balloons?
  18. Balloons and alcohol?
  19. Consensually?
  20. I'm playing metal gear solid and hitting up your mom later
  21. Probably my phone does a lot of stupid stuff
  22. Idk how tf that happened. I hate my phone
  23. It's a sin. You dirty dinner sinner
  24. It's ALWAYS the balloons
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