That_One_Guy

Nothings great that early in the morning

Sweet

I'm just now waking up to play metal gear solid because I'm lazy >_>

CAPS

This thread is not off to the best start ?

Cool stuff

Stuff

She hot

What's the 411 up in here?

He's just raw, he goes in, and his beats are lit!

Shit happens

In YOUR opening

Because I'll screw you so hard the FBI will need to investigate.

Aight bro

Bro after a day without sleep I'm dead lol

Same. I'll be tired and only sleep a few hours for some reason

I mean that's not a bad thing. I'm sure you get a lot done

You're always lit?

Even when I'm asleep

Lololololol did you get drunk?

But we're bros

That's the thing. I've bombed hundreds of times. It doesn't bother me now. It really used to but that goes away with time. This was a special bomb. It doesn't matter because I had the host laughing and he had a cool Irish accent. Optimism on 10!

Another update! Today was interesting. For those of you that don't know, I'm actually in NYC to check out the comedy scene. I hit three open mics today: The lantern, Laughing Buddha, and Old Man Hustle. I killed at the lantern and that had my confidence really high. Then I went to Laughing Buddha and just did ok, but I was in front of like 5 comics and sometimes making other comics laugh is like trying to get head from a nun. But then at old man hustle I bombed hard as fuck lol. Like I haven't bombed that hard in a very long time. I had the host laughing but he was literally the only one. It was a major hipster place and I very rarely do well in a room like that. Also it was mostly comics. It felt good though. Bombing brings me down to earth. I just haven't bombed like that in a very long time lol Also checked out more of the city, ate some pizza, and saw some big ass rats in Chinatown.

Lit bro

Lololololol I'm always broke. Right now I'm just ballin on a budget. But I still managed to hit up this bitchin taco place and a pizza place. And I only took the subway once today