That_One_Guy

Dude I wasn't born to be good at sex. I was born to.... Idk

Let's assume it will take an hour

I'm the smallest guy here and proud and I bust early everytime 😎

Nah bro but youre all about just your nut. And that's mean

Hell yeah there's always hope for the LDC

Awwww that's not very nice

Hit up pat lol your drunk ass

Hell yeah 😎💯💯💯💯💯💪💪💪

I honestly feel like being small and lasting forever is the way to go. I feel like once it's a certain size being bigger doesn't make sex any better. Also if you can stimulate the clit it's game over

But it's only two minutes

But it's only two minutes bro....

U fkn wot?

Would you rather have a big penis but you can only last two minutes during sex, Or a small penis but you can last forever?

Yet weed is illegal.

Most likely. Pills changed him a lot

I have this cousin (currently doing 10 years in prison for robbing people while he was high on Xanax) who had a hardcore way of cleansing his system if he had to take a piss test. He would take a very small piece of paper towel, roll it into a ball, dip it in bleach, and swallow it. It would make him piss almost nonstop and it was so strong you could smell it in the other room. Shit smelled like straight bleach. I thought most people did this but apparently they don't. Btw I don't advocate it.

We can make it great again. #believe

Let's all break into the Williams street headquarters and demand they bring back the boards! I mean what could possibly go wrong?

See right there. You brought Norse mythology into it which is a classic cookie cutter maneuver. ALSO my band is not just punk we play two alternative songs and we've made DOZENS dollars doing it. And my bass players name is maggot because we're edgy.

Dude they just seem so unhappy. Like why be so mad on the internet. Like why?

Nah if you're a real man you put your nose right on that mother fucker and inhale like a goddamn hippie puffing a blunt. If you're not contracting e. Coli from huffing that shit, you're a fucking phony. Pigs in a playpen of fuck is the name of my shitty punk band

Idk bro sounds like you're huffing the wrong ass. Huffing ass is super chill.

I posted a video of some art I did and got destroyed. Lol they were so mad. It's like I unintentionally trolled them.

I always thought he was cool. Lol maybe us morons just think alike. Birds of a feather and all that

Fucks wrong with huffing ass? Jealous you don't have the stomach for it?