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godspeed and good luck

i like jewfros

ikr i drank half the gallon since i got back w/it

the d word?

youre joking but thats actually me if its humid and i didnt get any sleep

my friend keri was lactose intolerant but we'd still go get ice cream all the time. the first time i was like "arent u lactose intolerant" she'd be like "yea but ya know" and to this day no i don't know keri

i felt ashamed when i first did it

cereals good too. usually i have adult stuff like oatmeal but have u ever had lucky charms with half and half? or if thats too much.. like 3/4 whole milk 1/4 heavy cream. its amazing

sometimes i put cream or sugar into it to be extra decadent

just milk. i love milk

i might disagree on the sleep but thats what i mean like it has to be different from your normal consumption and habits jobs and school tho are just means to ends so it could be important if it got you what u need and i never planned anything out and i continue to kinda just not really orchestrate more than like a week ahead. then other ppl take my porn "career" as being a big thing. like in convos about life theyre like "you're following your dreams" and its like i like doing porn. it's not really a dream job. and theyre also like "why dont u promote yourself more? why dont u do x for your career? why dont you do y? you should do z." i just do things in the moment. it just so happened to formulate into a thing. im not in a rat race to reach some status. i dont have any arc

good answer

i know im better now. ive had my milk

oh boo just stir em up

take the lid all the way off how can u live with yourself?

no dipshit if i was out of money i wouldnt be wondering wheres the milk id know why there wasnt milk

if u did acid why arent u cooler?

what counts as a bender?

in my head i always called him benjamin

theres nothing but stupid food here that i didnt buy fucking green beans when have i ever eaten green beans??? frozen veggies are shit garbage i wont eat them anymore i wont! fuck how can u not pick up milk? i make money u pick up milk thats the deal wheres the fucking milk

i was thinking how have u never seen jurassic park?

leave this thread right now and go watch a jeff goldblum movie

take a remedial class. my bf. not jeff goldblum.

he was a real alpha