Poof

Yes I’d prefer to stay home and fuck not on camera than fuck on camera

then u make one and start jerking off

Everyone hates their job that’s what makes it a job

You’re only a few key mistakes away from washing away your entire house and becoming homeless

am i fucking allowed to not have a clip store without ppl recommending the current most popular one to me?

What’s ND?

a dirty rotten saint w/zero integrity

we dont know that for sure

i dont get worked up if someone grabs it if touching me is already established

theyre not cops

maybe puffy? hmmmmmmm there must be a word.........

They seem to enjoy grabbing my talent

Perv

Bc my dr asked me if I was lactating and I said no she looked back to her screen and said well your prolactin level is slightly elevated then she looked back at me, smiled, and said “I think we can let that one be. It’s not a problem” I twirled my hair and said “whatever you think is best doctor” and I laid down on the examination table

why didnt i do this

exactly

Is going to be the person running the scanning machine at the TSA checkpoint. when I’m in the machine right when it whirls around for that half a second and scans me I’m going to let out an audible moan. And not like a “mmm” like a short “ohhh!” Then when I step out I’ll say “that was so good” then carry on w/everything else totally normal

I just ate 4 hot dogs omg

yes the board needs to be rebooted as a castaway thriller series. I will play the smoke monster

One pizza stuff session isn’t going to ruin my world

id share a pizza w/u i thought u wanted me to bellystuff

would it help if i eat a whole pizza that u buy me?

you cant fool me