Poof

Oh shit I think it worked. This has to be the pizza guy... It's gonna happen!

My first job my friend got the manager to give me an interview bc she had giant tits At the chinese place I think I was the first or only person to inquire about the help wanted sign written in sharpie on printer paper stuck to the window At target I filled out an application At the pizza place he said he hired me bc I looked italian which I am 1/4 That's all I ever did before porn

I never made a resume ever in my whole life.

Mmm bukkake

There are many different strains of genital warts. Different strains prefer or essentially require certain parts of the body. If you had a strain that liked both penis and booty, and prior to wiping front to back, you were only infected in the front, in theory, you could spread them to your tookus. This scenario is unlikely for a number of reasons, but to my knowledge, this is the only STD you could spread amongst your front to back.

I did alil bit. I thought I imagined it at first it happened so fast. It was like it was waiting for me. I swatted at my face and mustve knocked it to the floor. He did look at me funny and I told him I thought there was a bug. I didn't really freak out a lot beyond the initial spasm bc I wasnt sure if there was actually anything until I looked around, and I found her right there beneath me on the floor.

warcryforthecrazy

I won't share. Fat poof day

All I attracted was the spider

Anybody wanna see the spider? I captured her

Also why do I do my hair and put on BB cream just bc a delivery guy is on the way? Does this make me a slut?

Congrats @That_One_Guy !!!!

well I got a sub too

My last meal before cutting weight Also a spider jumped on my face today. A hairy jumping spider when I opened the front door. It literally was waiting to attack my face the second I opened the door

why do you have 35820 profile views?

That's one of the places I broke too. Not fun.

yes give it to me

We need more profile stuff @K_N

I heard that one before

Eh you seem like you got money

Wasn't me

I see. Cant munch in front of da boss