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    Why would I bring my own worms?
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    Haha, i wouldn't really use it as a pick up line, but I am curious and couldn't think of a polite way to ask her
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    Yea, sometimes I think it's almost trendy to be autistic
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    I mean....probably
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    This girl at my local gas station, she's actually really cute I just don't think "you're on the spectrum huh" is a really good pick up line
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    To ask someone if they were on the spectrum?
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    I pretend like I don't know, like it was all just a dream
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    That sounds reasonable
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    I want to vent my frustrations to the internet But I'm too soft for reddit
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    Can we start talking about flat earth yet?
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    Can't they just force him to write for the show and stuff in jail? I just wanna watch Rick and morty
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    I think I'm more upset they spelled cube with a Q
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    I can't reset my password
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    I don't have pals
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    Careful now... Ignore the first quote
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    Nah, I just use the Obama phone for old people.... Yaknow the ones with the really big screens
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    Shut up, data
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    I I'm glad you reminded me I'll just use my white privelage to call big daddy Trump and absolve me of my wrong doing, so glad I have him on speed dial
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    The cleverest. And don't worry, I'll have my lawyer write up my apology speech for my Orwellian public shaming
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    I'd say more than slightly.. But hey, that's modern day people for ya
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    Im flattered you remembered that Though I'm not sure how a terrible event in history compares with animals rummaging through my garbage
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    I suppose his attractiveness could be a matter of opinion Definitely overweight and oafish He also seems to exhibit a case of "smug bitch face".
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    Every time I talk about porch coons I get in trouble...
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    I mean... He looks pretty schlubby to me Not so much when he was younger
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    I'd rather be you stilgar
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