On the subject of bad cartoons: Darkstalkers. Not the four episode OVA based on it, the 13 episode US cartoon.
So, a fighting game about monsters being turned into a cartoon. When said monsters include a succubus that thrives on sexual energy, an amazonian catgirl with huge breasts and virtually no clothes, and Vampire Hunter D with a Stand from JoJo.
This is the game that warranted a kids cartoon. Just...why dammit?