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Gone eat some chili and maybe download Animal Crossing on my phone. As always remember to like and subscribe to my content, support me on Patreon, buy my novels and songs on Amazon, Itunes, and Google Play, upvote all my reddits, retwat me, reblog all my Tumblz, like my facebook page, and pray to that shrine of me you have in your closet.

Too late, the pie is gone.

I SHOULD JUST DO THAT HERE

I could just do that here.

Enough that you could buy a new Gordon.

I don't think I want that.

I get to boss people around. Give me Gordon.

Don't you dare.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW TAGS WORK

I don't think I can handle the pressure to think of good twats. That's what you call it when you do a Twitter, right? A twat?

But that's what I use Tumblr for.

I still don't get it.

People that have background music that autoplays on social media are the literal worst thing in the world.

A who?

Is this like the new MySpace or what? How do I set my top friends?

Whoa

Open wide for some dessert.

Mochi crunk an gonna whip dat dick out. Everyone protect your forehead from the mushroom stamping.

Die Antwoord spooks me on a deep level

I don't understand this world.

Why don't you just stick with glasses then?

Aw shit dat's cray cray