discolé monade

claims to have made batista cry, after losing a match in 2011.

nuevo health specialists. i'm telling you do NOT want to dring raw milk. HOPEFULLY it's been creamed, but if not.... it tastes like straight up how raw milk smells. so gross. so fucking gross. and there's not better nutrition benefits. at all have you ever been in a barn that milks? that smell is what you're drinking. yummy yummy bacteria.

has been known to sit with a hair dryer, at the end of his driveway, pointed at the street, to discourage speeding cars.

has a safe deposit box for 57 swatch swatches.

refuses to NOT let kalgon take him away.

has been dodging colombia house for 17 years. owes them 21$

checks in hotels JUST take all the ice.

claims to be a world a renouned toaster oven chef, until a stalker incident started to form, with a man obsessed with toaster oven pork chops.

LOL y'all. stfu. ghostie...you wanna REALLY blow your mind?

is world renouned finger tutting guru, reginald p. falange

likes to have his facial hair removed one hair at a time.

bought a pet octopus and named her anastasia... >_>

has finally learned to control his breathing to play 'my country tis of thee' on the recorder. from his ass.

youth really is wasted on the young. watching your body age, has got to be, single handedly, the most direct insult to one's self. a complete betrayal, happening before your eyes, and you can't stop it. and it won't let you.

claims to have found 2 exact snowflakes but can not prove, as they melted.