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purposely slams the ping pong in every opening serve. sometimes the ball makes it over the net.

secretely KNOWS it should be spelled CATSUP

i bet your search history is BUMPIN'!

directed traffic, in time's square, dressed as a matador.

why don't cannibals eat clowns? because they taste funny.

i remember when we had satellite, and usa, and these pos's show was on it. i loathed the commercials. even before they got busted, you could tell they were up to no good? wtf are they? like...what makes them famous for being famous? but i digress The Chrisleys, best known for their Chrisley Knows Best TV show, were serving prison sentences for fraud and tax evasion.

i thought the woman in that pic looked like a very heavy and old rosanne barr

this is the guy that mixes plain m&m's and skittles in one bowl. monster

has a talking bass mounted in every room.

Olympic gold medalist Mary Lou Retton arrested for DUI about 2 hours outside of Pittsburgh i wonder if she'll crowd source her attorney bills like she did her medical bills.

has tried repeatedly to fake a car accident for the $$. problem is, no one is behind him when he dramatically throws open the door, and rolls out the car yelling "MY NECK AND MY BACK!!" no one.

once again, playing coy, he is. he knows damn well, the firing was becuase of a closet incident.

runs mt. dew through the coffee maker.

likes to 'flashmob' people in line at walmart. he's a one man act.

as we waited for those in need to sign up for meals during the break in a small powdunk town that really should by unincorporated, we watched a cyber truck, pulling a recreational boat, i just stared and pointed and laughed, mid wanted to know wtf he was looking at, and a board member flipped them off, bashful, but a bird none the less.