discolé monade

lol wow just.....omg FRAAAAAUUUUUUUDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!

i did, and i didn't. it was difficult reading, but of course the story was wonderful. once i got the cliffs notes, i got a grasp on it. i want to say that was 10th? shakespeare: i liked taming of the shrue, midsummer's night, but romeo and juliet. bleh.

has been working on his opus: a one man cover band of all of donnie and marie's greatest hits, played in the style of heavy metal on bagpipes

oh...we know that...but i seriously doubt kn is going to risk that. and i don't blame him. TRUMP IS A COCKWOMBLE AND MUSKY MUSK LOVES TO GARGLE HIS NADS.

lol wealth tax. no one is going to tax these people.

says ATM machine. >_>

is trying to create every recipe in julia child's 'mastering the art of french cooking' but he's using margarine.

ohhhhhh yeah. we're done.

sells bone in fish sammiches freshly caught in public fountains.

Rumeysa Ozturk, 30, was taken by masked immigration officials as she walked along a street in the Boston suburb of Somerville on Tuesday.Ozturk was quickly moved to an Immigration and Customs Enforcement detention center in remote Basile, Louisiana, before her attorneys could secure a judge’s order blocking the transfer.

wait...does that hat say "i'm right about everything'?

invented the spork, so he could eat cereal AND spaghetti.

taking bets: how long until pooh is birthin' babies, and i'm cooking for the house? while MD is sent to the acid fields? (iykyk) sort of joking.

Delta plane and Air Force jet ordered to maneuver to avoid collision near DCA airport

nope. i got you beat. homer's odyssey. OMG