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discolé monade

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  1. some of us were put on stand by. *sure it was standby to stanby to wait a while...*
  2. no video of that poor woman. just the AUS news describing the situation. there is a video of another woman being taken by motor bike while her male companion is led away.
  3. just absolutely the most horrible news this morning.
  4. nope. not a fan. but change comes hard to some.
  5. i'm tossing johnny unitas in that pile. r.i.p. legend.
  6. and yes, i do eat applesauce with my pork chops.
  7. i like applesauce, i add a little cinnamon to the store bought homemade is really nice. and quite easy.
  8. there it is
  9. nothing yet, but i was getting amber alerts a couple of days ago. i don't remember turning that on.
  10. you should go explore the more rural areas of ohio. this kind of shit is all over the place.
  11. ...and jokers to the right? u.s citizens - stuck in the middle with you.
  12. happy day of birth scoob and stonergoth, because that was rude as hell. sorry.
  13. LOL laughing on loudly.
  14. the thing is, he's been calling this bluff for decades. he greased the squeaky wheels in nyc for so long, that he forgot it was a crime. he was a slumlord and was sued several times. my stepmother was a paralegal on that particular 'team trump'. circa 1977-1979 he's been called out so many times, and yet....here we are. so, i truly hope this comes to fruition.
  15. Couric The standard unit measurement for mass weight of feces, as noted on the 2007 South Park episode "More Crap". The European Fecal Standards & Measurements Board in Zürich keeps track of the authenticity of its records. It is mentioned in the episode that "one Katie Couric is about two and a half pounds of excrement". The original record was set in 1960 at 7.5 Courics. It was revealed in October 2007 that the record excrement is in fact Bono of U2 fame, which had grown to 80 Courics. This explains why Bono seems so great, yet is still a piece of shit. That same day, American Randy Marsh set the new record at 100 Courics. The record still stands. me: damn dude, i gotta take the biggest dump, but i think i'm gonna wait till the plane lands. friend: oh yeah? how many courics do you think it weighs? me: I hadn't shit all week, i must be constipated..i'm guessing about 6 and half Courics. friend: fuck man! Don't you know you're not supposed to fly when on your turd trimester? by Tom Mauer October 24, 2007
  16. yes, but was it over 100 courics?
  17. could you imagine? oh...what a glorious idea.
  18. @DragonSinger with the save. lol 'i don't want to go to hell'. [ :
  19. finally. someone said the thing out loud. and are we entirely sure that mcconnell isn't being controlled by a little alien, that's dying? the glitching out thing is....strange to watch and no one remove him.
  20. it was a wee ugly thing. crepe paper penis. yeah...don't see the marketing campaign for crepe penis do you?
  21. i just wonder, how does this work? a group of people are given an assignment. something major, and had, say...iono...a year to work on it, but decided to wait until the last couple of weeks, before the presentation of this massive project, to get started on it. how do they still have a job? because in ANY job i had, i'm not entirely sure i would be given the courtesy to see ^IF^ i could complete it, and if so, i would have probably been told to have my shit packed.
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