discolé monade

having it now: spinach, rasp and blueberry, carrots and orange juice smoothie. pistachios and chocolate later.

i like to save all my facial pluckings. like my childrens baby teeth. quick note...my right eybrow, in the corner is growing white hairs. i, think i'm going to have one white and one black eyebrow. i'm not entirely sure how to feel. OR, it will stripe. either way.

just watched john oliver dumb it down for me.

ok, title said cart leaRners and i thought you were talking about the employees at evil mart that are customer shopping. and i don't know why, because cart leaner or learner has nothing to do with what i was thinking. except to say, they will take you out. they will run over you and not think twice.

and in that notio, the entirety of what 'we the people' know as a 2 party system. our democracy is a joke thanks to the 2 party system.

clover valley. IYKYK

ok ok.. a blind man walks into a department store with his seeing eye dog. he walks to the middle of the store, stops, starts swinging the dog around... an employee comes running up to him, and exclaims 'what are you doing?' the bling man says, 'i'm just looking around'. get it. looking...around. eh...piss off.

and any GOOD pimp will keep names. j/s

i was never a fan of this human pos. we all know. we all knew. have since the beginning. and the end of biggie. if i win lottery. no one will know. no one. but there will be signs.

don't interject your adulting with this shit.

hmmm...if ONLY there was SOMETHING that that government could implement.

oh, absolutely.

and that's how transport is these days. TOO heavy, and yet, ships only lose about 1400 crates annually. weird.

loved it. binged the entire thing today.

in 1984, i left home.

absolutely horrific.

i'm gonna' do it. i'm gonna'... i'm doing it.... *ahem* a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks..... WHY THE LONG FACE?

well....that particular report was false...or....exaggerated, as the victim stated. in other news shots fired?

Netanyahu’s office issued a statement calling the U.S. abstention “a clear retreat from the consistent position of the United States at the Security Council since the beginning of the war,” according to Israeli news outlets.

**per an al'jazeera tweet, a woman grossly exaggerated her story. Al Jazeera columnist and former director Yasser Abuhilalah also tweeted, admitting that “It was revealed through Hamas investigations that the story of the rape of women in Al-Shifa Hospital was fabricated… The woman who spoke about rape justified her exaggeration and incorrect talk by saying that the goal was to arouse the nation’s fervor and brotherhood,” adding critically that “As if more than thirty thousand martyrs, ninety thousand wounded, about a million displaced people, and comprehensive destruction were not enough!” i stand by what i think and said of the people cheering this.

i don't know what lume is, but i know a little dove sweat/odor protection under poncho and lefty, makes the shite humid days here, just slightly, micro-slightly better.