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Last night, I had a strange dream about cutting holes in my clothes with some dulled wood screws... while I was wearing them. The Sand Man must be crazy.

I did, twice. Galveston Bay area the first time and San Antonio the second time. Very nice places.

I might be visiting my uncle this summer, just because I like where he lives, Texas.

Oh... So that's Buddyroe's hobby.

Different tonight. Pasta, Italian sausage.

They are still really visible in New Jersey and Philadelphia.

What... no cell phone chargers or flash drives?

Using this whole complex as collateral to purchase more property. They already have about sixty properties to their name. Lots of repairs and upgrades being made to improve the collateral value. I hope the next thing they do is central air.

If Walgreens sells electronic devices like Rite Aid did, I'll be there.

All Rite Aid stores will soon become Walgreens.

A man impersonated a police officer as a ruse to rob a woman. What makes this so funny is how he got caught. http://6abc.com/suspected-police-impersonator-arrested-in-bucks-co/3124785/

That's a brouhaha.

That sounds more like a lazy ass.

Ham and cheese sandwich or beef stew right out of the can?

Nerdvana is a store in Hamilton Township, NJ that caters to game card players. All D&D type things are sold there and game tournaments are hosted daily. No anime related stuff. Wtf is a nerd store without anime? Call it what it is - Magic, the Gathering.

Careful what you say either to her or about her. That type ends up as department head for at least three years.

I'm waiting to see what mine will be in three months. I just opened a store credit account. That can change a score. Six months, interest free as long as the entire balance is paid off in that time.

Do chimneys count?

You're saying Poof went for that? Ask him what for.

You don't wanna know any of the brainless airheads who get that procedure done.

Time's up, folks! You can't reverse image search it.

Make no miss steak about it, this meaty hoodie is sizzling hot in the fashion world. https://m.gamiss.com/hoodies-11571/product1483864/

A thirty six year track record of steady chain smoking on my part has not led to a solitary fire. It's like Bon Ami... "Hasn't scratched yet."

You can have your own line of pajamas today. Call any clothing factory in Thailand, order at least one cargo container of pajamas and they'll sew in your designer labels at no extra cost.