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I dunno about Florida. San Antonio looks a lot nicer. You get more square footage for your dollars.

How does knocking a building down make a Freudian slip? Seriously... it's only your hopeless obsession with sex that makes you think that's what it is. Any sane and rational person wouldn't make a connection at all.

Tell that to the Duck Town crowd.

Easy single over here. Out of all the marriages I've witnessed, I can only count a very small number that didn't turn out to be co-dependency or one gaming the other.

I need a waifu like I need a dump truck full of wood ash.

I don't have to think about shit like that. Mind over matter. Keep the brain in charge, not the hormones.

That's the eight hundred quintillion to one longshot. Better odds in an alternate universe where the version of me is ornithoid.

Meal or pet, I have to wonder. That can be expected on the outskirts of Hammonton, but it's a bit weird in Casino Town.

How do you leap from demolishing a building to little boys?

Knock it down, already! Ever since Dan Bell reviewed the Bayview Inn and Suites in Atlantic City, the news comes up one story after another. In August, a drug bust there netted an alligator in the pool. Now, a fire there makes the headlines. Article states that "residents" have to be relocated. Who the Hell would pay to live there? http://www.nj.com/atlantic/index.ssf/2017/08/suspicious_fire_at_atlantic_city_motel_where_allig.html

Hoo Hee?

Trump is going to be a one term president. He's getting too cozy with the Democrats.

I'm going as Curt Wysocki this year. That's an early 1990's character from the four part series, "Car Warriors". I like costumes that don't look like costumes. But I'll have to stop shaving for a few days.

Hoo, yeah...

Mostly crowdy with a strong chance of mid afternoon cosplay, followed by flash mob flooding in the Artists' Alley region.

Throwback, picture tube. Who watches tubes anymore? Shouldn't that be YouPanel?

Splendid view of cemetery. Quiet neighbors.

So? That's every frog. Catching it was your idea, remember?

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I only have one alt here, not like the old boards. If you know who that is, there might have been at least one firefight by now.

Do that when you're alone on the elevator and then the next person to ride will check his shoes.

This board needs an alt named Douchey McFoofboo

Vegetable juicer Liquid nitrogen

Lights on, engines running... Crew and captain bailed years ago.

Actually, the video doesn't show anything different from the way government sources explain it. All they did was make a Monty Python style cartoon out of it.