Zenigundam

You better stop cursing, dude. *approaches very quickly* 🧔

The creepy chilllsssssssss 😥💖💃

I feel like I'm going too fast. I'm young and could pass for a middle school man. You're making it sound like I'm 40 lol

How AM I doing so far

"Who were you with this weekend?" I went for it. I just went for it. 🧔

I'm in love with her. I want to create Zeni Donnelly. 👪

Don't go there... *approaches, hands balled into fists*

She's 18. 👨‍💼🍾🦆 July 25th. 2000. The day I went from being a boy to a man. 🐰

Those legal age teenage feeeeeeeeeels 😥💪🐰

Dreams... are forever. *looks up longingly at the starry night sky, hair rustling in the wind as Meg Donnelly's legal age reflection in the moon blushes and winks at me seductively* 😥😌💏

Stories are just stories, Moon. There are all kinds of silly stories circulating about me around the internet. 🤦‍♂️🤨🤳

Like the sick, f'd up kinda drunk lol. Might get fired 🐮

I could have been mistaken for one of those creeps if not for my natural charm and charisma! Wow, these guys are weird, not me I'm a stud, but yeah these guys are really really weird calling the girl up at the store to ask what color nail polish she wears on her toes, yeah I have a foot fetish too but you just don't do that bro 🤦‍♂️

Ththth those tuttle chilllssssss

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Tuttle1

I'm only a few years removed from being a teen myself. It's called relatability. They trust me. These legal girls love me... the hot ones. Ohhhhhhh... *shudders with the giggle chills* 🐺

Like legal age teenagers though 🦒

I guess it's all right. *lets you into the club* 👨‍💼

No no no hold on. *nails exit shut* Let's talk about this. 🐼

*steps to you while cracking knuckles* I mean uh... are you sure about that? 🧔

Just give me your man card 🐧

*gets in their faces* 🐷

I love her.... If she had sex tonight, we're gonna have huge probs. I didn't have sex tonight.

Sprrace Samurai I miss the full Real Folk Blues being played way back when, this truncated version has always pissed me off. Like a cookie without milk