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That Japanese girl was cute. I'd make her my girlfriend if she were a legal age teen instead of like 32.

Wow look at Tsu with that cheerleader cleavage 😍

You know what I meant. I knew he was gonna address it with some weird level of excitement.

Tsu's checking that one hawkhead dude out in that still cafeteria shot. It makes my blood boil that she's doing that. 😡

Wow I called it.

Oh great just because of the "secret lovechild" phrase, mochi will post something about the gender politics surrounding a gay, illicit relationship between an old man and a teenager, even though most of us took it to mean "Are you his biological son?".

😴😴😴

Lol you honestly might get rocked. I've seen this happen at nightclubs before. Usually somebody gets punched! 🐓

Yes it is.

Same, dude. I love making girlfriends online because when you meet them in person, your pen0r gets massive at first sight and your heart flutters. 🐧

I find friends all the time. Julia's my friend now.

Jelly jelly jelly 😌

She didn't make fun. She wants me to earn her trust. Once that happens... 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦🐰😼💖

Guess she likes to live dangerously. 🏍 I'm not sure what to say next, but it needs to be badass if I wanna score. I'll reply later on tonight... Hopefully she doesn't go out clubbing and... Oh no... 😪

I'm uh.. I'm in love.

Ohhhh... *shivers and heart pounds uncontrollably* The giggle chills... 💖

🔥🔥🔥 🐺

Video. Won't. Play. 😡 Smurfette and Gargamel though yeah... *giggle chills* and I didn't even have a messed up head, just liked the idea 🐧

Ugh painful, but then again those feeeeeeeet 😥💖👨‍💼

Is it weird that as a kid, I always had a Gargamel kissing Smurfette thing in the back of my mind

No beer belly, just lean daddy goodness, and Smurfette'a a sucker for that. 😍

Papa Smurf is actually a sugar daddy. Tapping that Smurfette hindside

Dude, you keep listening to 80s songs, girls these days equate that to like 40s swing basically.

I have a crazy new design layout for the site if I ever become admin. It's vibrant and hip. Think of the dinosaur kingdom in Super Mario Odyssey