Zenigundam

You didn't even do a good job of concealing your identity, and I'm only buzzed right now

Viper

How did you feel when you first got it? Mine confused me, but then I realized that I wasn't the one who was really confused. Now I understand... 😪💓🐰

... Edit that sarcasm out of your post this instant. I won't be made a fool of in front of any hot legal age teenage women who stumble upon this site. 💪

This is bad... fuck... please let them forgive and forget

Not serious incidents

Almost all of my stories are 100% factual, but sometimes I do wonder what people think knowing that they're all true.

I haven't been fired yet. I just feel like I have a meeting about these incidents in my near future, and I don't really want a meeting, I just want them to forget about these silly little nonstories.

I dunno... I'm guessing he'd get knocked out. 🐧

... what are you talking about, we had just met. And tapping someone on the shoulder and sternly asking a question isn't assault. 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️🐺

Just doesn't seem like I should get in trouble for what I did

I didn't. I began to lunge at her because I was going to tap her arm and ask her why she made such a mean (dumb) comment about my being a "loser", but then I evaluated the whole situation and had a change of heart.

Now that I sobered up somewhat, I do have a bad feeling about this

Are you kidding me?

Why are you so angry? 😌

PS4 thing happened as did this thing, not sure about your stay at MJ's Neverland Ranch though. 🎅 Anyway, even though my job is very conservative, I think I deserve to have this swept under the rug since my behavior is fine.

Nah those would be dumb reasons to get fired. Nobody got hurt.

So today, I was overly confrontational in response to aggressive behavior from those who I was supervising and I was caught pegging a student in the neck with a projectile in immediate response to a similar act by that same student. Hopefully we can all move past the environment that I appear to be getting scapegoated for creating and nobody has to get disciplined or fired. 🦒

*chugs another*

That was... deep...

Glad, I could successfully arbitrate this situation. Pooh, I'm a young fella, but if you ever need any advice, just let me know. 🐰

If you were ten years my junior, I think we'd have potential. 🐼

I'm not much of a drinker. I consider myself to be an academic whose knowledge encompasses a wide range of worldly topics.

I want a kid... with a hot, legal age teen. I'll support her. 💪

The squids will evolve into the most intellectually advanced and sophisticated beings, Pooh. I read the article. 👨‍🔬