Zenigundam

*grabs you so forcefully by the neck that you fall backward* Stop. Lying. To the people.

She is actually friends on FB with that "Buy me sh-t from Vineyard Vines" 18 year old cutie who I showed to Sawdy who then started blowing me off and finally sent me a text saying, "Stop. STOP. S-T-O-P." or something like that and I blew up on her and told her that I tried to be nice, but that she's fake and she'll regret doing that to me when she gets to college and joins a sorority to get plowed by douches and forgotten the next day. Anyway, I should be all right. Highly doubt she talks to that other girl and the connection is made.

But I know her real name because I found her on Facebook through some high-quality detective work. What does it mean when a girl you meet from online misleads you with false personal details? Why is she doing this to me? Why couldn't she just tell me her real first name instead of giving me a slightly different, but similar one?

I think he means the "message board" you see under each movie title. They have a little forum section for each title replete with threads. He's severely misinformed if he thinks there's a general IMDB message board though, which he seems to be inferring.

Who cares nerd

Getting laid is simple. Some of us are saving it for the right hottie.

Why do they want to get me angry? : o

is messaging a girl on OKC and checking her profile until an hour elapses and still seeing that green (online now) dot that tells you that she ignored your message. They get away with so much...

Stilgar the buzzkill

Same here, man. I don't get why the ones I talk to always flip out and act crazy.

I haven't watched the AS comedies religiously since before Futurama, which was a long time ago. That's not to say I didn't watch Family Guy and Robot Chicken regularly, but in terms of watching the whole comedy block/segment, that only happened very early on for me. Anime is forever. I could even watch Toonami in its worst times like when Zatch Bell and Pokémon Chronicles were on.

Yo... *approaches very quickly and aggressively*

Nah not a spam bot lol. Not to sound like a creep, but I found her on Facebook with my dummy account. Kinda irks me that she has over a thousand friends because it means that she's popular and can get it and might get the wrong idea that I'm not the dominant lone wolf alpha male that I am because her stupid TV shows are telling her that I'm a pariah.

Which message should I send? 1) "I have a Valentine's Day present for you." 2) "I have a Valentine's Day present for you. " 3) "Haha I have a Valentine's Day present for you." 4) "Haha I have a Valentine's Day present for you. "

Hopefully lose my virginity to a hot OKC girl, but it's looking dubious right now.

And not a moment sooner <3

Not to sound like a jerk, but that girl I've been texting with sent me a video, and she's singing in it, and she's very weird and slow. Crap. What do I do?

I'm a handsome alpha male who comes up with badass, physical solutions to problems every day. Thought you would know that Viper, but you're probably too busy on the couch eating Cheetos and playing Overwatch.

Stop it! Stop it! You're bringing back painful memories! I DID have a high school sweetheart! I was the alpha male who had his pick of the litter and banged all the hotties! Yes, those were my high school years!! Believe me or suffer!

Love that word. <3

*grabs you by the throat* Say sorry.

Watch your mouth, man.

What was that sht about again? I remember the faces, but the story eludes me.

Back in the day, I used to be able to stay up all night long rocking video games, TV, and whatnot. I mean from the ages of 8 to 18, I could just stay up all night long without a problem. Now I fall asleep at 1am and it saddens me immensely. I'm going to channel my inner warrior and find a way to fix this BS.