Zenigundam

Heading right to the store to buy high-quality, badass condommmmmmms as soon as she sends me her number! :-D

Whaddya think? Yeah I've followed this dude since he came on the telewaves, and I think he's a total idiot. He keeps trying to find a way to the past and acts shocked every time he can't. After the fifth failed attempt, he should be like, "F--- you b--ch, I'm staying right here then. Not gonna keep looking ridiculous." Yeah the new Samurai Jack needs to have him slicing people up with blood spraying all over the place. Just a total gorefest. Maintain the chill of the original though, like when Jack visited that city with the dogs, those dogs were cool people to hang and drink with.

Trust me, I went to law school. It's called self defense. CHARLES OAKLEY!!! wink

But how badass of a reply would this be? She texted me, "Sorry I fell asleep" After I texted her at like 8 last night, "What are you doing right now?". She didn't go to sleep at 8! This girl was up at like 1 am sending texts this past week, so I know that didn't happen. So anyway... Texting girl: Sorry I fell asleep Zeni's badass reply: Alone? :fire::fire::fire::fire::fire::fire:

Then his thread title wouldn't make any sense since I'm a beastly alpha male lion.

She texted me saying, "Sorry I fell asleep". Not sure if I should believe her or go with the more plausible explanation that she went on a failed date. I'll forgive her this time. It can't keep happening though. : (

I hate South Park. I don't think I've ever watched a full episode, even though I had a friend who would always talk about it. Also, elephants and pigs can't procreate, Mr. Scientist.

So my skillful detective work to unveil the truth gets rewarded with having a gun pulled on me!! What's next, guys, ya gonna advocate stealing and then attacking the security guard who catches you?! S:

Lion-O's a f---ing brute though. Gonna copy his Thunderswag for the First Earth ladies here, especially texting girl, who I believe hooked up last night, hence the silence.

*approaches* Don't go there...

Romance countered with irrational gun violence? Trump's America won't stand for this.

<3

Millennials and Generation Z have no understanding of history. My behavior used to be considered romantic way back in the day. It saddens me that they haven't heard of Shakespeare or Austen.

Hooked up with a whole case of the MBI tallboys, my PS4, and my Thundercats and Steven Seagal DVDs. Will switch it up and play some Skyrim if I get bored haha.

Just came up with a badass idea scene that Spider-Man would approve of. I'm waiting for her at her door within the hour, even though we haven't met up yet but I know where she lives thanks to Facebook and Google research, and she starts walking to her front door, looking down at her phone while she walks and texting, and then she looks up about five feet away from me and I say, "Who are you texting there, babe? Because it sure as hell isn't me..." *starts to walk toward her* "Z-Z-Zeni... I... What are you... How did you...?!" *Continues walking toward her* <3

Nah but they all do the same s--- to me. I oughta teach 'em a lesson! <3

Is she on a date and possibly making out and then sleeping with another guy? Is that what's going on here? *pounds fist against wall*

I'm thinking of ways I can play homewrecker, so that she takes my virginity instead.

Have you ever lost your train of thought and stared blankly at the people in front of you causing them to turn around and leave? It's a lonely feeling. Without liquid courage, you can't move ahead of them and collect them until you remember what you were going to say because you end up feeling kinda down and just want to go to Jimmy John's and get a slim 1.

Just kiss her on the lips. Lean in and kiss her.

I was working at a job, and suddenly the manager asked me to come with him, and he lead me to this room where there were five other managers sitting down and looking at a TV set, and he hit played and each clip started with a caption. The first one read "stealing" and it was a clip of me slyly putting something from the store into the space between the back of my shirt and the back of my pants. Then he forwarded to the next clip and this one read "assault" and it was a clip of me getting up in a coworkers' face after we had a trivial argument, and then the last clip read "harassment" and it was an innocuous clip of me talking to a hot girl in the store. After he finished, he said, "you're done here and you'll be leaving in handcuffs today" and my eyes started to shift wildly from side to side and I wanted to punch him to ease the pain, but he was dieseled and I didn't have my liquid courage in this dream. I woke up terrified, thinking it might have been real.

Wow that's trash. The 90s Fox Kids' Spider-Man made all other looks silly.

*slams down report to mod button* HEEEEELLLLLPPPP!!! My life is being threatened!