Zenigundam

No I meant if they actually dig Viper's angst. *sigh* Never mind... I forgot that you don't understand these matters.

Waiting for something called a "pay card" in the mail. How am I going to pick up a Nintendo Switch without any $$$? : )

OVERRATED *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*

*Stands nose to nose with you* Maybe it's time we took the pineapples off though...

The 1950s, but since migrating from PR to the USA hasn't been immigration since before the Jones Act, you would have to go back to the 1800s.

*Removes oregano from pizza*

Square? I'm not the one having panic attacks over girls!

Wth... I hope this is a joke, because if girls actually go for this, humanity is doomed. ???

Lmao yeah of course you would be working out with a barrel roll. I'm actually pumping iron and hitting the heaving bag right now because lifting weights make a me a dieseled 170lb powerhouse of a beastly alpha male, not some softy doing yoga and walking on the treadmill.

Careful... *cracks knuckles while walking straight toward you*

Smh. I just want a hot blonde one who isn't going to make me lose it and chase her around my house.

I'm shocked at how dumb they are haha. But also appreciative

Holy s---

Then how could you forget the part about me being a sophisticated, appealing, intellectually stimulating, charming, alpha male who has his pick of the ladies and jobs? If any UEMB hotties are reading this post, don't be shy about sending me private messages. I'm respectful and you'll love my responses.

I'm very mature and stable. I sure hope the UEMB cuties aren't buying these slanderous lies because I need to take them out if OKC fails me this weekend. S:

Supposed to be at work right now, but I'm chilling at home lol. Once the background check clears on my new job, I'll be starting there.

*crushes orange in his hand*

In other words, Hunter x Hunter is mediocre and forgettable.

I'm not broken.

and find myself a secluded ranch girl in a town of 200 people who hasn't been exposed enough to the big city culture to think she's hot sh-t and only needs to date me when she's in her mid-30s, broken because of her 50th failed relationship, and finally willing to concede that her dating ways are BS and I was the cream of the crop all along. Instead, I need that humble, sweet (preferably 18 year old) young lady who is going to let me be at most her third boyfriend, and her last one too. <3 <3 <3

Because she'll endlessly complain about me, but that's what she loves to do and then she'll love the drama when I snap after she throws a teapot at me for the last time and she ends up in the attic looking around for something to fend me off so that she can tell her book club circle about her daring tale of survival the following Monday. <3

Stop trying to downplay my swaggalicious genius.

Women generally like to be chased.

You just claimed Finland was at least the 2nd best European country because of this video, and now you're saying that this video isn't unique at all. Make up your mind. Now I know why you're back on the job search. Looks like the scientific method eluded you at your last one. 8)