Zenigundam

Long OKC convo, but now she hasn't replied to my last message but keeps logging in. He's better than I am huh? That's what it is huh? Hah, she'll learn. Not even gonna bother, just gonna let the train wreck happen, and she'll come running back to me regretting the day that she blew me off for him! <3

Viper, your expertise is in corner of the room fixtures, not bar management. Get a clue.

Do I at least get a kiss?

Coma*

Yo... back up, man... >(

Huh? Whaddya mean 5? Who you calling a loser? *Holding Rogue_Alphonse by the neck in alpha male fashion*

I swear every single one in my area on OKC answers the "Divide your age by two. Have you had sex with that many people?" in the affirmative. Holy crap, I really do need a nice, sheltered rural girl. Wtf man!!! Wtf...

A lot of people getting owned

A million parties, tons of friends, hotties on the Fan Collective wanting to meet up right away (SLOOOOOWWW down there haha), and a lot of good banter to boot. Not that I'm not a beast now though, just saying I saw mochi make a similar thread, so I thought I just had to throw this out there.

My way isn't getting replies (sadly), and I don't wanna get banned over some gross misunderstanding by the OKC mods again.

Haha I see what you mean, ghostrek, but I don't really have any BS. All I really have to offer is style, sophistication, charm, and excellence.

I know lol. I'm a beast!!! ::spin::

"Are you in?" Is that part of it? Eh, this joke is too complicated.

My mom told me that she thinks I'm going to end up marrying a supermodel. Can't disagree lol, problem is I don't know too many of them.

It seems more like a tragedy than a joke to me. He doesn't understand how to woo women.

Why did he pay her in quarters? She already had a boyfriend, so he had to know that he had to really impress her, and quarters just weren't gonna get it done. I would have come out with two, fresh out of the factory, hundred dollar bills and bought a really fancy wallet to store the bills in (my wallet right now is falling apart), to give her the impression that I'm a high-roller with easy $$$ stashed in bank accounts around the world.

I don't get it

Lol that's just ludicrous. I'm a feminist.

Should have gotten a PS4. You'll pay for this...

This is only the internet, but that kinda attitude can get your ass kicked in the real world.

Old people suck at everything don't they

Yeah man I'm playing it for the first time in a while and he fcking blows. Everybody else is balling the f out in battles and he's always getting KO'ed or running out of MP.

Weak old man all he's good for is magic

ORANGE ANYBODY GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT

This show is so gay. I know it was popular in the past, but I never watch any of those popular, primetime shows. Anyway, I was just channel surfing and accidentally left it on while I was watching some funny vids on YouTube, and I had to change it immediately. Unreal