Zenigundam

April Fools!! <3

April Fools!!

Basically any hot blonde or brunette betch who I showed interest in?

Before prison. <3

What do you think? Did I make the right decision by putting it off for a little bit?

It's tough to sit on the sidelines knowing that she might get pounded this weekend, but I'll make my next move when the time is right. <3

I was thinking about taking out all the bullies!

You sound like you're disappointed.

Came pretty close to snapping. <3

I guess you've never been in love. =/

I've picked up so many ideas from watching this show over the years. So many ideas.... <3

Well it's like this. She has really high expectations, and I ain't talking about no Dickens novel, although I want to put my Dickens inside of her, so she's a girl who really expects perfection from anyone she dates off of OKC, so I need to navigate this very carefully. This is like playing a game on Expert difficult, gotta be very careful here.

Do I sense... jealousy?

I honestly love that there's the viewing feature on this site. I love reloading the FFA page and seeing who's watching the board. It makes me wanna know more.

Haven't said anything yet. I'm gonna let this situation marinate for a few days before possibly engaging her in convo again. Let her go on some crappy dates with a juicehead or two before I sweep her off her feet with some amazing text-based convo.

I love it when the girls I like on OKC wear watches in their pics. It turns me on so much, and when I get responses from them, I immediately save their watch pics to my desktop and fap to them because I really do wanna have sex with them when they're wearing their watches and preppy clothes like that, which I hope they wear on the first date.

No means no. S:

Lmao sounds about right. That'll be you, and this'll be me:

You're the biggest stalker.

I need to say one more thing in order to get her to meet up. Doing well so far, but now I'm waiting to see if she says something. I don't think she will, so I need to say one more thing that gets her to drop her paaaaaaanties. <3

This can't happen every day. I'd rather talk to her again on Wednesday or Thursday.

Because we had an hour long convo and now she wants to call me today at around noon, which would be any minute now. I'm going to not answer and then maybe call her back an hour later. I don't think she understands how uncool this is for a lone wolf legend.

Ah it feels good. I really don't want that girl to call me though. She's getting too clingy already.

(an hour later) *storms toward her aggressively* Maybe you didn't hear me the first time. When are we going on a date? >( *pulls out phone to take down her number* I'm trying to teach you kiddies how to get it done.

I don't know tbh. I was actually kinda thinking about that because I'm trying to save money. Anyway, she said she'd call me again at noon today, but I kinda don't wanna talk to her again. It's nothing against her, but now I feel like a beast so I'm trying to find a hot, skinny blonde on OKC.