Zenigundam

You're staaaaaaalking me. <3

Oh shit!!!! :it:

Which will impress people more?

Mah man

Not really

Ah your candor is much appreciated. So, tell me, how do girls actually feel when a certain lone wolf alpha male warrior blocks the doorway and demands answers? Are they legitimately fearful or does it excite their sense of adventure?

Hmmmm yes... So don't smother, and build up the anticipation for sexy time. *takes notes*

I'm a peaceful guy these days.... Why does she wanna bring out Badass Zeni? Why does she wanna get other guys hurt?

Should I go full on alpha male and call her out for logging back into OkCupid? If she's gonna be my girlfriend, we can't have this. I'm not tryna knock out random dudes from OKC just because they got caught up in the wrong business, even though I easily could. :it:

This background is far superior to the jellyfish background.

What did he do? I want to copy him with this girl who hasn't texted me back. I don't want some other guy to steal her when she's mine. <3

Honestly, I can't remember the very first time I played a video game because I was 4 or 5, but the first video game I spent a lot of time playing was Sonic the Hedgehog on Sega Genesis when I was 5.

I hadn't listened to it in like a year, and now I can't get it out of my head. I got that Rodger on me! I got that chopper on me! My shooters they killing for free #Elliot Rodger ft. Pollorique & Elliot Rodger O0

Two girls dig me, have their numbers, now I have leverage to use against little miss 20 year old Greenwich Village girl who thinks she can just ignore my texts today and will probably try to make plans for Friday with somebody else even though I won her first for Friday, so tomorrow you better believe I'm going in cocky and bold with my texts, basically my way of saying, "Yeah... So pick up your damn phone and get to texting me back", and she will and she'll be all apologetic and shit, and I'll put on a wry smile and say, "Yes. Yes. That's what I thought. Now kiss my sneakers." :it:

Very informative!! So girls love... cookies... Should I bake her some cookies and call her up, so that she can let me deliver them?

One of my favorite romance flicks. :it:

Creeps didn't exist back then because what millennials consider... ummm I hate to use the word creepy, but... creepy... was considered romantic.

Stalker

This is why I try to smother my girls with a lot of attention.

Well my current girlfriend lives in Manhattan, and I think I would have needed her actual address back in the day because so many people live in NY. Things are much easier when you know a girl's address instead of just her number because you can check in on her and see if she's all right if she doesn't pick up the phone for example.

When you think about it, before the telephone was invented, you needed to know where a girl lived in order to write her letters.

If ghostrek's a baby, you can never criticize my legal age teen craze again <3

May 26th, the day of retribution :it:

Let's get girlfriends for our birthdays. I'm working on getting one right now, but she's not texting me back and it's making me lose my mind.

Remember the 2005-06 era of YouTube? That was like the Wild Wild West!! No ads, no ten minute limit, it was so unregulated and cool back then.