Zenigundam

You'd have to ask her, maybe she was getting her powder thing out so that she could try to look younger for me instead of telling me that she was 29 to begin with, it's a shame because I trust these ladies and then they turn out to be online predator cougar types.

No!!!! I'm not about that life!!!! Millennial women are bulls---!!! I desire the new breed. <3

Nah I can't stand historical movies

Oh that was gay

Maybe not Mmk though... *approaches*

Don't recall that...

She opened her purse and I saw her driver's license. DOB: Blah Blah Blah 1988 And I gave her a stern look, and decided to get on my Casablanca bullshet (who watches those crappy old black and white movies anyway) "Frankly, my dear, you're too old for me." I paid the bill and drove off into the night... alone... a single tear rolling down my cheek, for I thought her driver's license DOB said 1998.

Well at least you're honest. I knew you guys were worried about me taking all the UEMB ladies. Wow... never thought anybody here would actually admit it! 8)

Wish we did. I want to show off my macho realness.

If you don a man bun, frequent Starbucks, and talk like some sh--ty MTV personality, you are definitely not a real dude lol! We need more tough guys like myself.

expect me to think they weren't hooking up with some girly boy man bun Starbucks p---y whereas a real man like me has to wait for them to log back in and remind them of how men were once men?

Take a step back there, bro. This ain't for you... :muscle:

I'm watching Independence Day and Independence Day: Resurgence nonstop today. :it:

Girls be saying I have a Winnie the Pooh belly, why do they want to provoke a BEAR ATTACK by saying such stupid things? <3

Yeah... and funny isn't my tasse de the those were the days

Nah I don't like those TV shows.

Top Gun, you're such a cliché, just like the actual movie Top Gun, which sucks.

Agreed. They need me at this point.

Don't go there... S: ... ... ...

Lol. Today's a chill day for me, so I'll get back to her tomorrow. :it: Also didn't respond to her e-mail message asking me to come in at 4:30 today to fill out paperwork.

and your heart would skip a beat when the "seen at" time would appear underneath your message, and you'd sit at your computer with crazed eyes as you waited for her to start typing... palms sweating... pen0r rising... yeah, I'll never reactivate my FB though even though I could be a FB player.

Ellio's= Yummy, tasty very good pizza, makes me happy, wish I had some Elliot= Zero game, shot 80s pop montages in his car, didn't get any girls

Remember when those used to be hot and romantic to women? Now they get creeped out because they think dating is like their favorite sitcom.

Well it doesn't make any sense when you like girls

He just said the new server's up and ready, so I'm assuming it'll be functional in a couple of days... not 2020.