Zenigundam

I need some answers first...

Where are we even headed?

I have a hygienic foot fetish.

I'll pick you up at your place at 8 then. I already found you on Facebook because I was able to narrow the search filters thanks to the info on your OKC profile, and then I took the initiative and found your probable address on White Pages, so basically I'm picking up the slack since you stopped replying and kinda killed this convo. :it:

*quickly approaches you* What was that you said about my girls? *towering over you*

How do you think he reacted?

I seriously doubt it

Putting a frozen pizza in the oven. Can't stop eating, it's not delivery it's Mama Rosa's

When you walk to your OKC girl's house with sock 'em boppers equipped and use them to kick her secret boytoy's ass, the one who she's been messaging behind your back when she logs in and doesn't keep your convo going.

I have to be very careful with money because I have to find a way to pay for insurance, so that I don't get pulled over by cops who keep using that license plate scanning device to try to catch people like me who cheat the system out of the money it wants from car insurance payments!

It looks just fine to me. Not everything has to be in HD

They need me because I'm the alpha who keeps the ladies in check.

The few hotties who had the courtesy to respond to my wonderful messages this weekend are now ignoring me and logging back in to talk to other guys. I just know that if I don't chill out and have a beer that I'm going to blow up on them! But I also think today would be a nice day to be sober since I'm trying to save money and whatnot, even though it is cheap beer, it adds up.

I went on summer vacation to The Bahamas and met many hot babes. I have no clue what it's like to be banned on here.

It sucks :barf:

Total alpha mode. Now I'm sober and feeling kinda shaky about saying this to another OKC girl.

You probably won't, not until you at least say hi to a girl, let alone have sex.

People will be posting about this for years to come.

Actually he's very relevant.

I don't even think anybody has ever seen all the Naruto episodes because there's about 84,000 of them

Excellent, I give this one a 9/10

Viper can't be freed until he can free himself from the venomous bite of his manic personality.

I highly doubt it, keyboard warrior.

All right I tuned in for like two seconds and that one white-haired kid was like, "I'm just glad I got to meet you, Gon" in a very unmanly voice, yeah I bet mocha will JUMP on the gay undertones with THAT one. Holy crap that was gay. And there was a decent looking blonde girl with wacky long hair waiting in the wings too, sorry that white-haired kid does not like girls, I have no doubt about it now.