Zenigundam

Why so jealous?

https://www.okcupid.com/profile/nycgirl_11 The girl I deserve, but maybe not the girl I need. :robotmad

Oh... I just call it North Korea. Did you know that North Korea and South Korea used to just be called Korea?

Good idea. We basically run Philly, but In worried since my car doesn't have insurance, my registration has been suspended, and my passenger side mirror got knocked off, so as soon as I get pulled over I'm seriously f'd plus they might make me blow into the breathalizer in addition to impounding my car.

Umm that just looks like a generic sunset picture. Part of good photography is understanding what the people want to see, and I know you're strapped for cash, but that isn't exactly National Geographic material.

What's DPRK?

Yeah I don't get it either. I'm the complete package and a total beast, but they keep choosing Spam instead of filet mignon and they invariably end up disappointed in the long run. When are they gonna learn?

I'm getting another drink. This is too funny. I sure told her off!

Hope they don't IP ban meh. :it:

Please don't call them bitches.

"Don't worry! They're right here!" *pulls them out from underneath his baseball cap* Hot Girl: "Oh, Zeni, you're my HERO! Thank you for finding my sexy underwear!" <3

3290... Hah that's laughable! At least beat me in the girl acquiring game if you're gonna get badly murked by me in the post count game. Oh wait... That's like asking for a unicorn for Christmas.

Jealous?

You're getting very defensive! It's all right. Someday I'll teach you how to get girls to drop their panties for you.

I'll never catch StarPanda at this rate.

They'll say Awww Topsy at my autopsy. But I never noticed... the curve of that trunk. And I never noticed... his electric junk. :it:

Watch your mouth. S: *choke slams you onto the dining room table*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbL5T8lqlOQ

Actually, Top Gun, fuggs does have a lot of relationship experience, so her comments just might hold some special value. How many girlfriends have you had again? :it:

Even though he hasn't logged in since early July. That's more newsworthy than all of the boring politics stuff but, sadly because so many adults don't like video games, if I were to contact ABC about this they wouldn't give it the time of day, just like the stupid girls who keep ignoring me on OkCupid and then come crying to me two weeks later.

Coming very soon. Once I start chowing down on them, I'm gonna talk to my PSN girlfriend over a few rounds of Friday the 13th, and then I'm gonna watch some TV, and drink some more.

Who cares what they want? It's what they're gonna GET that matters! :it:

I barely got any sleep, but I'm not sure what you're seeing. I guess the lone wolf alpha male warrior aura is a little over your head, but it's understandable since very few people ever achieve that legendary social status. :it:

I promised this forum Johnnygundam, and I intend to deliver on my promise... preferably with a girl who looks like her:

I heard everybody was crying when they thought I had left the universe, but I was really on a vacation to The Bahamas having sex with tons of hot girls. Sorry, I didn't check in here occasionally. Maybe ghostrek is doing the same, but with Star Trek cosplaying bitches.