Zenigundam

Yuno is such a little bitch for trying to steal Asta's girl. I hope Asta learns some magic and whoops his skinny ass and then gets that Lily chick to dump the nun thing and ride away with him on his motorcycle.

"TV-PG" So basically it's for little kids.

I have money too and you don't see any commercials for me.

Bee is the coolest character in Dragon Ball Z. Everybody else is just a blowhard.

It's not that good when you think about it. Burger King is way better.

Betas can't relate to what I'm talking about.

It's because I'm playing the don't get IP banned from there ever again game, so I have them all fooled right now. The alpha lies within.

without going beta. No more of those, "I'm talking to you!" *blocks doorway* moments, but at the same time I'm still edgy and witty.

If I want an order of chicken and broccoli and some boneless rib tips, I have to pay like $15, and of course I'm not tipping for that kinda ripoff.

I would have told that marshall, "Yeah so basically you're scared to take me in right now because you think I might beat you up if I resist... wimp... pussy..." ???

I certainly hope not. I read about that happening in Philadelphia a few years ago, but I don't think my state does it. I'm not in the house during the week most of the time anyway.

And then you get tackled from behind by some power tripping cop, but God forbid you respond with your alpha power.

on Showomen and Showtime2. Not that I'd ever want a job in the TV industry, but somebody needs to be fired for this travesty, it should never happen, and basically if they don't get fired, then I should never get fired from my jobs either or forced out, and it seems like right now that I'm a polarizing character at my job because some of the teachers won't even talk to me, like two of them came down yesterday and offered the other staff in the room some eggplant parmesan, but none for me, and I wanted to speak out, but I didn't want to tip my hand and let them see my bloodshot eyes and get close enough to smell through the pack of Wrigley's that I chewed through during break.

is actually a metaphor for when a girl stays logged in, but she's actually out on a date even though you're firing off mad messages. ...

That doesn't make any sense. An imposter would do the opposite of what's expected.

was the best part of Home Alone 2. Johnny reminds me of a certain alpha male who I happen to know extremely well.

Conan, what would you know about hot girls?

Didn't bother, more like courted and serenaded, and I'm talking about in the last five or six days.

ITT Alpha Male Shines, Beta Falters

Did you really just say cringe? Yeah, you're definitely the long social media rant Starbucks frequenter type.

I don't wanna get cirrhosis. Not a good look for a future dad

Saltstone, what are you rambling on about now? Also this proves my point from the other day about the long FB statuses.

Wow that's crazy. You're a psychic.

I've just been working and then catching buses. While waiting for the bus a few times, I've seen some girls I liked, but I just smiled and didn't say a word to them because on OKC I'm 0 for my last 39, so I need to get on a winning streak first before I show off my IRL charm. It's been fun so far though. My stomach was killing me today after work, I felt like I was gonna die, and I almost decided to lie down and go to sleep near this tree, but it was pretty cold, and if I had gone to sleep, I would have needed to pay $18 for an Uber or Lyft ride back home, so I took it like a man, downed some more of my latest beer, and soldiered on toward the bus stop. I feel like such a warrior, and tomorrow's Friday, so I can finally put one more day's worth of brew in my system, and then take it easy on my body this weekend, possibly meet up with a cutie if my masterful messages finally get the appreciation they deserve.

Yeah might as well