The Evil Dr. Longshadow

That's what it was around here all night. Yet, I could still hear all of my neighbors' air conditioners clicking on and off as started dozing off with a nice cool breeze from an open window.

You didn't "show" me anything but some cretin's motley parade of hired professional bullhorns and clapping seals in that regard.

When the coffee is listed in the soft drink column, along side the tea, the Bai, the soy milk, the pennywort, etc. , it's a soft drink simply because it doesn't belong in the hard drink column unless the Wild Turkey is mixed with it.

How many Congressmen are now using AI to draft legislation and putting it up for votes without reading any of it?

So, you not only fail to comprehend cause and effect, you also seem to think that everything around you 100% stand alone and exists in a complete vacuum - not one solitary thing or circumstance ever related to another in any way.

Real queens are civilized. Pooh is a hack.

I'm probably the "odd man out" in here, partly because I appear to be the only one who shows any enthusiasm for hot weather. Notice that my cover was blown the in the very same minute that I expressed that enthusiasm and some bum decided to respond with the same, tired old meme that he's been using since Barnum met Bailey. Of course, If most of you in here prefer living in antarctic conditions, you should all just pack up your crap and go colonize that shit hole continent. Start your own nation there, even. You could have a Constitution that prohibits everything that produces carbon dioxide under panalty of death. Don't worry, it's not going melt for another three or four million years. It's just very sick and sad to see so many whining crybabies in one place who can't sleep in the summer time without turning their air conditioners down to forty seven degrees... when it's only a few decimals above seventy two outside.

This from a guy wo doesn't who doesn't understand even minimum basics of cause and effect. Okay, champ. The next time you're driving and you're behind a school bus with its stop flag out, let me see you try to stop without pressing the brake... just because the law does not specifically spell out verbatem, "press the brake".

Sometimes I think the world actually needs an asshole genie like that to pop out of his crystal for a few months every hundred years or so until some smart joker figures out how to put him back in. It would remind most of us humans that we're not really the bosses of anything. This is all somebody else's world and we're just some rude and obnoxious squatters on it.

I just realized that trying to talk to you isn't any different from trying to talk to a turnip.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qIUg56-tvaw&pp=ygUUTGFmZiBiYWcgbm92ZWx0eSB0b3k%3D

So? And this me, not caring anymore. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qIUg56-tvaw&pp=ygUUTGFmZiBiYWcgbm92ZWx0eSB0b3k%3D

That's easy when weasels like you keep chsnging the subject every eight minutes.

Now, I need to see whether this thing is post or pre 2012.

Fossil... Now, I gotta look and see whether this thing is post or pre 2012.

There used to be a mascot like that for a local burger place here. It went out of business forty two years ago.

Did I say anything here about a Fossil?

What movie did this shit come from and shouldn't it be over there in the memes folder? This looks like a clip from one of those straight to VHS releases that were in Kmart's three dollar bin.

I didn't buy it to sell it. My Citizen is also stainless steel and its original retail value is over $400. Yeah... the one with the auto time set, from a nation wide radio signal controlled by the atomic clock.

Nah... I'm at home right now. When you need to find anybody like that, just go to the parking lot at the Pleasantville Walmart.

No shortage of guys like that in Kensington.

It's in the same value range as any Seiko or Caravelle.

Since when does that ever happen? Do your gas pipes at home start leaking when you look at them or use an air sampling device to detect gas?

I got a new attitude! Hoo hoo Hoo hoo hooooo... I'd have a new attitude as well, if I just sang one song for somebody else's album and spent forty years collecting royalties on it after the album sold two million copies.

I was never employed by either Trump or Icahn. Try again.