The Evil Dr. Longshadow

Except, there's no lie there. Scoob would have had a career in basketball, in comparison to my height. Calling your own inability to grasp English does not make me a liar.

Okay, so every experiencef bartender I ever met is wrong on the subject and your funny little essays from people who didn't spend three decades working along with bartenders are right every time. Got it.

The "SAME PERSON" being the person who claimed to be one third taller than I am. In other words, that portion referrs to Scoob, not me. Now, go back to class for your English lesson before Miss Trunchbull finds out you're in here.

The gun in question is not any sort of rifle at all.

So, qoute it for me.

Nope. You didn't read what I said up there.

Did you know that beverages that contain alcohol are often referred to as, hard drinks?

How tall are most basketball stars? Didn't Scoob just claim to be that tall?

Exactly

Ahh... the New American Book of Truncated English is brought out once more. Good job.

Ahh... the New American Book of Truncated English is brought out once more. Good job.

Is it a non alcoholic beverage on its own? Yes. That's a soft drink.

That's not an M1. It's not even a rifle. Those shoes are 9.5 Yes, I like my cuffs to slop over my shoes because showing my socks when I sit down make my jeans look like they shrunk in the wash.

Coffee is a soft drink, Your Highness.

Oh, look who's pulling Einstein's blackboard out of his butt to prove that a common soft drink is a narcotic on the same level as crack or tranq. There's name for this. "Zohnerism".

Okay, one third of 67 inches = 22.3333333333 inches. Add 22.3333333333 inches to 67 Equals 89.3333333333 inches Divide by 12 Equals 7.4444444444 That's what Scoob is claiming to be and it didn't need any coefficients or solving for x.

So, what is one third of 67 inches? What happens when you add one third of 67 to 67? Scoob claims to be one third taller than 67 inches.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have pissant judges in anthill communities contradicting SCOTUS.

So, where did the "1.3333x" originate? Anyway, I'm 67 inches tall, which is about the same as Dog the Bounty Hunter.

Then, you just simply don't know my height at all and none of your supposed math can help you guess at it.

I'm shorter than six feet and taller than 4'8".

The wrong figure here is your patently false assumption that I'm 4'8".

Your figures are wrong because you pulled 4'8" out of your ass instead of using my actual height for your supposed math.

How does that show my height?

Just under twenty minutes to a mile.