little_girl_lost

make sure my body freezes in a dignified position, none of that 'huddled-over-for-warmth' crap.

i have an employee who will card people who have no business being carded. But i believe she does it to feel superior to people, and as a bonus for herself, if they get upset about being carded and say something about it, she likes to pretend she's being "attacked" and she'll kick them out of the store.

weird test though

she wouldnt get closer than six feet away from me

she wasnt into it

I passed!

they have me drive around and empty lot and parallel park between cones

i guess i havent been sucking the right dick

is that how you got your license?

the instructor doesn't even get in the car with me

i'm nervous

Play Misty for her

because after eating ass, you're gonna wanna eat fresh

turns out the mixer was purchased as a wedding gift for my mum, in 1983

I've done worse for less

i wish i had a kitchen aid mixer, all i have is an electric handheld mixer that is prolly 30 years old

you can has podcast

minerva mink as well

Can we all just collectively agree that batman forever doesnt exist?