Kudasai

I don't remember

Tell me about it

He wants to borrow my massage table even though he's not a trained therapist. And yes I own a massage table I went to school for it. I'm a proud student of the healing arts. I better make sure to shine a black light on that thing when I get it back

Perhaps I should start giving these outlaw shoppers a demonstration of a sleeper hold

Well it was in quotes in reference to the latest squabble with a customer

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Damn this dyslexia

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Sorry but the chair is reserved for outlaw customers who don't wear a mask

Haven't done the deed since... what year did Obama' start his first term?

New mask, it's actually quite comfortable and plus I think it does a better job of concealing my "ugliness"

I was talking about Dracula X

Don't know, I'm sure my dad will let me know more about this collection

Can't explain other than Dracula X isn't exactly a classic. It's kinda the bastard child of the old 2D Castlevania games that most people don't talk about

Also you gotta remember it was 1995 and this game was sandwiched in between Chrono Trigger and Yoshi's Island along with other heavy hitters like Killer Instict, Donkey Kong Country 2, Mega Man X2, NHL '96, Mortal Kombat 3 and plus throw in the arrival of the PlayStation and you can see why this game got lost in the shuffle.

And just to drive the point home, look closely

Honestly I didn't think that the final boss in DX was all that difficult. Just let Dracula come to you and then chuck axes at him.

How about Eric?

His Father's Day gift arrived this morning. I would love to keep this one for myself but this is his favorite so I'll be the a good son just this once

How about Richter Belmont instead?