Naraku4656

dude you got to get a job and feed your waifu

make sure the interview is on a black couch

too bad

i always thought it was just about a really good orgasm

so who cares

she ded

no u

WELL?

aaaay lmao

list of nerds and losers

i thought you and i were lovers, STARPANDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

the flying spaghetti monster blesses you

i'm sure there would but i like the ladies, HEY LADIES GET FUNKY

what type of fat? FAT16? FAT32? i'd like to know what partition type i'm working with

i ain't worth that much

hey don't feel bad. i wish i could remember what it was that gave me that same fetish

i'm dying

dollar store would be more expensive, i think...i can get a can of beans for .53 at walmart. rice is a bit more tricky, the asian supermarket has some pretty good rice but it's pretty big

looks like it's rice and beans for another week hahAHAHAhahahaHAa

yeah i know right, he could get a house that he could in no way reasonably afford because his apartment rent went up and couldn't find another apartment in the same area and was convinced by people to buy because OH IT'LL ADD TO YOUR NET WORTH while being forced to eat nothing but yogurt at lunch everyday because of my bad financial decisions

does he actually have his own apartment

stalk him to his house (or parents house knowing him) and shove it