Naraku4656

> be me > had to pay someone to change my car battery > *cries in Top Gearanese*

i fell out of the RIF thing by like early or mid 06. i was in IB since 05 but i think i made my move to a full time IBer in 06 at some point

i don't give a fuck if the thing separated in half when you hit the gas, I WANT TO BE ABLE TO DIE HAPPY OK?

can you use your magical car powers and tell Ford to make another RWD Focus RS so i can cum myself when i slam on the gas?

i never really visited CD. i mean i think i had a few posts in there but nothing incredible

old old oooooooold AD and OA were fun to fuck with, back when i was a RIF and hung around with the other RIFs god we used to troll OA soooooooooo haaaard. before i became a full time IBer

the fact that i thought "there was a crossdresser feet thread?" tells me that i've been away from the boards for too long

you could just fap to me if that helps. you'd join i think like two other people here who have

the Ford Focus is by far one of the most consistently rated cars for reliability. i will warn you though that they are boring as fuck to drive but they're not any more boring than a Toyota Camry or Honda Civic and they're cheaper to maintain

i'll take it slow for a while and try stretching more before i start. loosen up the muscle a little bit. see if that helps

dude my car is great. one of my dream cars is american

I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....

i think mine is B positive but I'd have to get it checked again. it's been a really long time since i was told

i like my boring ass chipmunk looking car

your uncle actually managed to kill a Datsun, i thought those things were along with Twinkies, Cockroaches, and '70s Station Wagons as unkillable

i have no idea what my blood type is

well i can't really help you out in that department

and roll call threads (though I think that was towards the end of the golden age of IB)

the chevy nova is like my dad's old car wut about a good old 1978 Datsun 510

you can sniff my armpit if it makes you feel better

i have to get one this year even though i haaaaaaaate needles

you mean the 20 of us still left? oh yeah it's still exactly the same fun as it was with hundreds of people, folder wars, IB wars, latent RP/cybering, shenanigans. it totally hasn't at all declined

i didn't even see your post

the fact that it had actual people on it from 2005-2008ish

wut about this tank