there aren't any - like even halfway decent SMF themes.
they all kind of suck.
but - I disagree "bland". I think the problem with most of them is they're too "designy" like - people are all "alternating dark and light grey - NOW people will love me".
I still am hoping to find a way to render a theme like the Proboards theme that's basically unobtrusive.
so - I agree the themes for SMF are all shit.
but I disagree that "bland" is a bad thing.
I want the theme to be functional and easy to use. Not - like some distracting thing in and of itself.
I want a theme that people don't notice, but still want to use because it's simple and does its job.