Misaka

Personally I would prefer to see kono subarashii sekai ni shukufuku wo! On toonami

Choose either Yuri on ice or one piece Can't say neither

we know zeni is here don't remind us

start a drinking game

you want a coffin instead? I can kill you with beer :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: so go on drink the beer :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle:

Tablet autocorrect plus doesn't help its Google autocorrect

You would be in a comma after the first fight and people would still kick your ass even after you stopped moving

There was as joke in that

It's a sex joke My god you're hopeless no women is never going to want to sleep with you I doubt you could even please them the right way the first time

Spell RUN loudy right now

I'm sure she is having second thoughts on birthing him now

See I knew someone would get this joke

You seriously don't see the joke? Next time you go to pick a penny off the ground spell RUN out loud

Dares Phillies to give Miku to zeni for 3 months

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And now you won't ever get laid

Huh sounds like everyday retail to me Even though it's not

There is It's hell no or ew

Fruits right and not silicone

Lol

Good job

So you would take one for the team?

I could add that but so far the response are funny

Well would you do it?

Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office.... but she was dating someone else. One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, "I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you..." The girl looked at him, then said, "NO." Eddie said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend. So she called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down." She agreed and accepts the proposal. Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened. Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The bastard had all quarters!"