stilgar

You are such a fucking failure.

I'm not particularly sure.

Actually, if you are going to use tape you should invest in bondage tape. It can only stick to itself so you don't have to worry about injuring some of your more sensitive areas.

Can I watch?

Are you gonna give yourself a ginnema?

I man should always have all the tools he needs to finish a job.

Or you could just get real pizza.

That's in April you jiggling mass of lard.

Oh, I thought you were going to say thats when your extra large dildo was going to arrive.

Did you try moving your fat ass and going down to a social security office you burnt sea cow?

No she won't, she will end up just like her mother, a steaming pile of hateful shit.

Yes, you are the worst mother fuggs. No one is worse than you.

What ever you say zeni.

You are just the worst fucking mother.

That's not even food.

My facebook news feed is all shitposts.

Ghost, you should show mochi your massive cock.

Perkele.

The worst work story I can think of didn't happen to me. Back in the 80s a certain set of sky scrapers were being built in A city near me. One day while the workers were installing windows one mans safety line became tangled in a pulley a few stories above him. He was immediately flung into the air before the line snapped and he plummeted to his death. Because of this accident it opened up a spot for my dad to work on said building Luckily nothing happened to him.

So, you finally raped your mom and live streamed it.

Zeni is waiting for you.

Don't make plans to rape your mom zeni.