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UnevenEdge

Mode 7

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Everything posted by Mode 7

  1. Rick James is trash. I heard the song 17 it just made me realize just how trashy his music is.
  2. Fuggs hooha is his hero
  3. Ronald McDonald is his hero
  4. Master Shake is his hero
  5. Karl Malden is his hero
  6. Buys illegal chocolate chip cookies from the Olive Garden parking lot.
  7. Bought a Olive garden waiter a soda then tried to probe him in the parking lot
  8. Ate all of Cookie Monster's cookies. He's currently in witness protection.
  9. Gets harassed by shark mimes on a daily basis
  10. Is in a Soundgarden mime cover band
  11. Gets taunted daily by vengeful mimes after what he did to their other mime friend the other day. Sadly he isn't allowed to retaliate because it will violate his probation.
  12. Got banned from all San Jose Sharks games
  13. once had a shark for dinner
  14. Once had dinner with Tony Stark
  15. plays Monopoly with real money...lets just say that there have been multiple police interventions.
  16. Is actually a clone of TAO
  17. Wishes he was a porcupine
  18. I don't like cashing in my empties, I just throw them in the trash. If people want to dumpster dive for them then knock yourself out.
  19. Is unsure if orange is a fruit or a color
  20. Is currently renting at my nudist colony
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