Mode 7

Did it all for the Nookie

Meet TAO a man of many talents Poet Sculpter Convicted Loan Shark

Is responsible for Fuggs getting banned from all Olive Garden locations

Steals napkins from Olive Garden

Replaces Olive Garden's stolen silverware with plastic forks, spoons and knives

Steals silverware from Olive Garden

Has racked up over 100 grand in gambling debts

Was on a episode Sesame Street

Randomly does the worm out in public whenever he gets the chance

Is currently fighting a Paternity suit from an Olive Garden waitress

Likes to dress up as Kefka Palazzo

Steals urinal cakes from Olive Garden

Where's Robert Stack when you need him?

I don't even know where to start with this. I come to work and one of the managers pulls me aside to tell that someone was looking me. I guess this person has major beef with me for some reason who know. And apparently it's some old dude, seriously? I don't have to dealing with some sassy ass old man with a grudge. Get in line along with other butthurt buffoons. All these people are just all talk. They're not going anything other run their dick licker. I tried to confront one of these tough guys and wouldn't you know it he was too much of a chicken shit to come face me. So I'm just going to go on like nothing happened because nothing is going to happen, I promise you, I'm the last person you want to make an enemy out of.

Has a degree in Tool music

Once stayed at a Hotel in California