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-Kudasai-

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Everything posted by -Kudasai-

  1. Works at Tao's chicken farm as the head rooster
  2. Makes Mr. Hoonie dry him off, one water droplet at time
  3. Installed a garbage disposal in his bathtub
  4. Mr. Hoonie washes his back in shower
  5. Wears a raincoat and goloshes in the shower
  6. Started a fight at a bingo hall
  7. Owns a chicken farm in Kenosha, Wisconsin
  8. Wants Ghostrek to learn self defense so he loaned him his Hong Kong Phooey DVDs
  9. Shaves people's heads for food
  10. Made a statue of Uncle Fester out of Farfalle pasta
  11. Can't get enough of TAO's artichoke milkshakes
  12. Was arrested for assualt and battery after she was caught beating eggs and whipping cream
  13. Can play AC/DC's "She Got Balls" on the recorder
  14. Will fight anyone who mispronunces foliage
  15. Used to think that Casper the Friendly Ghost lived in Casper, Wyoming
  16. I'm air frying some chicken breasts, rice, mashed potatoes and peas and carrots
  17. Owns a Komodo Dragon farm in Gurdon, Arkansas
  18. Summer weather in fall needs to get the fuck out of here. It's about to be October and I'm getting tired of seeing bugs buzzing around and fucking weirdos roaming around, enough of this shit, bring on the cold weather and kill all these bugs keep all these weirdos in the house.
  19. My first introduction to Superman
  20. Is wanted for questioning for the disappearance of Mr Hoonie in Kissimmee, Florida
  21. Makes Mr Hoonie scratch his ass when itchy
  22. Made the entire cast of Cheers out of Rigatoni pasta
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