LoverDemon

Probably cheating with this one, since you could hardly call him a high end celebrity (he falls were most online sportscasters would fall), but I can't pass it up. Rod Fitzwell

I don't know, never been to Baltimore, do they have a lot of break dancers there? Donald's got the moves.

Not me.

Mine is bored and flaccid right now.

Jason Biggs Rider Strong

Brews, Boobs and Asses Too.

Jessica Chastain Armie Hammer January Jones Michael Moorcock

Humblest thing someone has ever done I'd say, a nameless headstone? Nobodies more down to Earth than you are.

Tom Sizemore Vin Diesel Kim Kardashian (oh wait...)

And before someone says it, this was not a political statement, if I fap to it, it's porn.

I would say about 13.

Olivia Wilde Jon Lovitz Jack Black Jamie Foxx (That can be used for a man or a women.) Hugh Jackman

I'd kit her sune.

You know, I have a theory, and it's probably been published about already, but it's the first time I thought about it. The big agents in Hollywood are naming these people close to or sometimes dead on to what a pornstar's name, because they know sex sells, and subliminally mess with your head to think the porn they make is actually high art.

Courtney Cox Lucy Lawless Ariana Grande

Big Dick's Halfway Inn

Well if I made it harder on you, you would be regretting it later, rather than sooner.

Best flavor.

Okay... theory. He's actually standing still there, it's the motion of the boat that's making him play that guitar.

Alright, just understand that when I huff on you, you might smell BBQ chips.