[classic swim]

Gun shop owner: You fucking russkies are milkin’ me dry. I ain’t a cow! Niko: I ain’t Russian.

... • 2008 Niko Bellic has taken on the joyous wonders of vigilante contract kills.

... • 2008 Niko & Little Jacob play some pool at the Yardie stronghold Homebrew Café.

... • 2008 Niko Bellic can be a charitable guy in his free time. He meets over a dozen faces in Liberty City each day. Plenty humanely caught down in bad luck. Could happen to anyone. Niko does the occasional good deed and aims to help strangers. Especially addicts. Sometimes whackos.

Jim: I’d love to stay Johnny, but I got a wife to get yelled at by.

... • 2008 Several hours after the Bellic cousins left the Irish pub, Johnny K, Jim and the rest of the Lost brothers took their choppers over and got shitfaced on Pisswasser.