[classic swim]

Yes!

Everyone likes to sing a positive tune about addiction and how everyone loves you when a person with addiction should know that’s bullshit. Chances are you were already hated long before you had any “problem.” Getting better will always mean seeking that out for yourself. But it can’t be stressed enough how everyone on the street wishes your heart would stop for being a loser fuck.

SpongeBob wins before battle starts.

Yeah lol I can’t help it. Part of the reason is them having the very first spark for the very first console I’ve ever owned and another is me just being interested with crime. I liked mob stuff as a kid well before their games kicked in, I wouldn’t be here at all if Salvatrucha didn’t fuck with my family so bad.

The numbers from my fortune cookie didn’t win me the lottery. I was told not to waste money on one out of good intentions, and that’s exactly why I did it. If I had listened and not spent the 4 dollars, the universe would have rigged it so the fortune cookie numbers were actually worth a shit. I just wanted to face the loss head on without giving the universe the satisfaction of saying “fuck you” to me.

Sometimes no matter how old you are, at your most vulnerable you just feel like the baby duck trying to make it to the pond.

Memories of getting shitfaced in the mall one. Oh well. Fuck having to pay over 70 dollars.

Good on my people! Thought it was only a thing for the wealthy but still put off when I first heard that. In only these past couple years I’ve heard they’ve been trying to clean up their act a lot compared to when I was brought up in the states. Glad it’s at least safer than before.

Games ever 1. San Andreas (1.5) Vice City + Saints Row 2 2. GTA IV + Episodes From Liberty City 3. Red Dead Redemption 1 4. Mafia II 5. Max Payne

Friend took me to Chinese buffet. Not the smartest idea for my hungover ass but I couldn’t pass it up.

I drank so much I have just a hint of that pukey feeling in my throat, but I’ve also been laughing since 6 in the morning and hope that doesn’t go away soon.

Happy Halloween, ghostrek! Say ghostrek, is your name Mr. Hooney?

I know I should go out and buy more beer or get some good food, but I don’t know. I wanna purchase something quickly while the merchant on the other end severely hates me and wants me to die like usual. I don’t wanna hear corny fucking jokes about a holiday neither of us are celebrating.

1. PS2 2. Xbox 360 3. PSP 4. N64 5. SNES or Atari

Adult Swim eps 1. ATHF [Revenge of The Mooninites + The Clowning] 2. Futurama [Space Pilot 3000] 3. Boondocks [Stinkmeaner Strikes Back + ...Or Die Trying] 4. Family Guy [Lethal Weapons] 5. Venture Bros [¡Viva los muertos!] 6. Birdman [Dabba Don] 7. Moral Orel [Nature] 8. Metalocalypse [The Metalocalypse Has Begun] 9. Home Movies [Pizza Club] 10. 12 oz. Mouse [Hired]

GTA IV characters 1. Niko Bellic 2. Packie McReary 3. James Pegorino 4. Brucie Kibbutz - Lil Jacob 5. Ray Boccino 6. Johnny Klebitz 7. Roman Bellic 8. Dimitri Rascalov 9. Phil Bell 10. Playboy X

Anthony Devulder is dead because of you.

“Daddy, what’s Nickelodeon Kids Pick The President?” “Why, the Nickelodeon Kids Pick The President poll is a quaint, wholesome tradition, Billy.” Fucking lol.

I was happy to have a laptop again. It has done all since to strip away every last bit of joy and whimsy I could ever have for using one again. It only exists to be awful. It deliberately pisses you off and enjoys wasting any smidgen of your time. Guess I will no longer be using it.... again. But since it’s rendered useless and I didn’t have to pay for it, I got no problem punching all these keys!

Feels weird finally having access to brown jacket Claude. A lot of the textures I’ve never seen as clear before ever. It’s an amazing port once you get to customizing the controls.