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Youtree

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  1. Can I guess that you would be someone that was sent to talk to me? Or are you here to revel in my abandon.
  2. If it weren't my job to have to create in some ineffable way for you, I would be much better off taking my time amongst other similarly gifted boards. And It's regretful that I can't even seem to find a place here with the less offensive members, but I guess that would take away from the platitude of being a controversial hip website. The way in which vitriolic comments meet the fore of my brain, man I really don't even wanna be here. But something drives me to come back every time now. If there ever were a person who could help me find the magical castle in the sky where people don't have to see each other dicks about every minute or so it would be greatly appreciated. Can someone sensible (a mod) tell me where to go to relay what I've seen to customer support? As always, I am prepared to withstand a lot of naysaying until I can actually get someone to talk to. Sorry for the prejudiced and or uneducated sounding title and OP, I had to fire off some of my own diseases here in the process of finding a place I'm good with and hopefully in a way I can transition over if it's to my liking. I'm not up for an argument here. I left before and I'll do it again. That simple.
  3. Snap into a Slarm Jam.
  4. There is literally not enough time to explain.
  5. Ok. Tweet me well. *hands you my piss*
  6. What now? Should I sit on my piss?
  7. I’ll have it on your desk by 11.
  8. I have everything but my passport and 70 dollars.
  9. So queer. I love it.
  10. I pooped my britches. Nothing left but a soggy waist cloth. I hope there is some conceivable end to my situation.
  11. Youtree

    How?

    But, holy men have gone further into the depths, of which this one would miss out on for eternities. This meandering.
  12. Youtree

    How?

    My velvety sweet-Ezudash forgives you for slapping him, and stepping on his tail and hitting him in the face with your bailiff club. It was wrong of this one to send word of an arsonist in the stock house. But what can be said? Ezudash is foolish and impulsive in matters of the heart. And there was some truth in my story. When you arrived, you lit a great fire in Ezudash's loins. The heat is unbearable, my vivacious honey pot. It must be smothered, yes? You needn't deny your urges, Why keep pretending? You are a spirited maidan, Ezudash is a vigorous knave. This is a tale as old as Jone and Jose, yes? The story begins with reticence, yes, but ends in long nights of passionate grooming and eager love-wrestling. You may protest, yes. You may call Ezudash names, and write warrants for his arrest. But in your heart and your haunches, you feel the longing. This one has seen it! The wetted lips, the flush snout, the bristling fur on the small of your back. Even as you kick him, Ezudash sees the straining of your thighs, the lusty curl of your tail. Your desire is unmistakable.
  13. Canada- Low
  14. Over your shoulder- Dinosaur Jr
  15. Youtree

    Hi.

    Did you happen to see my post in Games? That was legit American dubbing on Ted Turner.
  16. Why apologize? This place was practically made for me.
  17. I wasnt sure if you were trying to antagonize Naraku. I’m not defending their indifference at all sic It’s plain to see that you’d go all psychoanalytical if I did though. It sucks when you speak your mind and needlessly attract attention. I think the discussion has a elitist edge to it and you should search yourself to find out if that is true.
  18. Youtree

    Hi.

    Sniper in position! Spot 2,3 go! Breach Arcadia!
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